conan o'brien

[Blake]

For those who missed tonight....He named the extra microphone on his desk that he always knocks over the "Joke Clarifier."

It was hillarious b/c he was doing SAT analogy's and he did one about paris hilton and then in the "Joke Clarifier" he said "whore." And one like..."Alex Rodriguez's nickname in high school was to A-Rod as Conan O'Brien's nickname is high school was Gay-Wad." Then he went to the microphone and said "I was gay in highschool."

[Alecs]

For those who missed tonight....He named the extra microphone on his desk that he always knocks over the "Joke Clarifier."

It was hillarious b/c he was doing SAT analogy's and he did one about paris hilton and then in the "Joke Clarifier" he said "whore." And one like..."Alex Rodriguez's nickname in high school was to A-Rod as Conan O'Brien's nickname is high school was Gay-Wad." Then he went to the microphone and said "I was gay in highschool."

more good classic Conan :lol:

[Jophess]

For those who missed tonight....He named the extra microphone on his desk that he always knocks over the "Joke Clarifier."

It was hillarious b/c he was doing SAT analogy's and he did one about paris hilton and then in the "Joke Clarifier" he said "whore." And one like..."Alex Rodriguez's nickname in high school was to A-Rod as Conan O'Brien's nickname is high school was Gay-Wad." Then he went to the microphone and said "I was gay in highschool."

Oh yes! I saw that. He made a joke about Ruben Studdart, leaned into the microphone and said "fat". Haha, so funny!

[Blake]

Thanks to hen00 on LJ in the Conan community for typing this up!

C welcome Martha
M hello Conan
C yes.. Martha... you have a deeper voice than I do Martha
M Quite true
C yes yeah, not a good day for you I'm afraid were you at all surprised by the judges desicion ?
M no she's been a real hard ass through this whole process
C really
M by the way I forgot to compliment her on the way she looked in that formless black robe I must get one the next time I wanna look like a curbside trashbag with a 12 dollar perm
C ok Martha c'mon that's not good
M I told her I'll be out in 5 months but she'll be ugly forever
C ok Martha that's not smart to insult a judge let's move on, when are you gonna start you prison term when is this gonna happen
M I'm hoping to get it pushed off until after labor day my orange jumpsuit will really copliment the fall foliage at danderum prison or as I like to call it the skank tank.
C ok so uh it's a happy show tonight what do you think prision is gonna be like martha ?
M oh it'll be a hellish nightmare for any bitch that looks at me sideways martha's coming to town y'all better recognize
C ok well martha your already sounding prety tough
M that's right Conan unfortunatly 5 months dosen't give me enough time to establish cell block dominance so I'll have to start dropping hoes in the showers right away if I'm going to rule that cage by christmas
C ok well I just can't imagine you living in a simple concrete prison cell
M oh I'll make it my own I'm planing to add a personal touch with some thick scented candles a hand picked chenille afghan and some embroidered throwpillows
C yeah but none of those are allowed in prison
M that's why I'll be smuggling it all in, in my rectum it's quite practical
C well anyway fortunatly Martha you only have to serve 5 months in prison
M By then world will have changed I will have changed I'll have to re-learn simple things like buying a loaf of bread or screaming at the maid will seem totally foreign to me I'll probably be back in the big house my memorial day oh Conan I don't know what I'm going to do (crying)
C Martha Martha it's going to be ok
M no it's not (crying)
C no no no you'll be fine Martha
M no I won't (crying)
C no you'll be fine
M no no it's all over
C no don't say that
M (devilish) how dare you talk to the dark lord that way, my winged fire monkeys will drag you to the deepest depths of hell where you entrails will be roasted over the flames of burning souls
C alrightalrightalright!
M huuuuuhuhuhbleghlelel
C ok ok Martha fine! well good luck in prison
M (normal) oh well thank you Conan don't forget to visit
C yeah well thank you martha

[badsrx7]

my cousin met conan at a gas station in connecticut sunday
he rode up in his porsche..(he has a house in connecticut)

soo my uncle was like isn't that the guy you watch?
and my cousin went up to him and asked for an autograph
so conan was trying to write it while pumping gas and was having trouble so my cousin pumped conan's gas while he signed his autograph

my cousin was in his baseball uniform so conan was like "did you win?"
and my cousin told him no
soo he signed the autograph
and wrote "next time win" haha

i'm sooo jealous! that's a good story.
"i pumped conan's gas"

[Blake]

aww that's awesome Sam!

I miss you, don't come around enough!

[badsrx7]

haha
i thought i come here pretty often!

maybe i just dont post too often anymore.

[Tia]

maybe i just dont post too often anymore.

No, you don't! We miss you

[badsrx7]

awww.
i will try to post more

but it might cut into my busy summer schedule
of
sleeping. . . and. .  sleeping

lol
yea i dont have a life!

[VaderDawsn]

I know Vanessa has appeared on Leno, but has she appeared on Conan?

[badsrx7]

she's appeared on conan..

[Tia]

she's appeared on conan..

http://www.angelfire.com/music4/hideto3.0/vanessa.htm

[divasteph]

i saw two pilots written by conan a few years back while i was visiting LA
if you get a chance they are very funny - you should go see them
1- Lookwell
2- Beat Cops

xoxo

[badsrx7]

CONAN FRIDAY.

and it's my bday
and interpol is scheduled to be on the show.

UM..
yeaaaa, i am ridiculously excited.

[Jophess]

Conan rocks. I can't wait til 2009.

I'll stay up and watch him every night!

I miss him being on Comedy Central. When will they air his episodes again?