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« Reply #75 on: June 30, 2003, 07:02:12 am »
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How I missed this thread.. I'll never know... (and Andrew if you don't think i made note of a certain post you are soo wrong ;))


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« Reply #76 on: August 13, 2003, 04:25:53 pm »
The chairwoman of the Campaign for Real Ale recently said that British beer-makers should brew a real ale specifically directed at women.

"But, how would I know if I'm drinking such a brew?"  Glad you asked....

The Top 15 Signs You're Drinking a Chick Beer

15> Every time you have to hit the john, you find yourself asking a friend to come along.

14> Warning label states: "Caution: May make ass look fat."

13> After a few, you find yourself arguing that figure skating actually *is* a sport.

12> Your belches come out potpourri-scented.

11> You still cry into your eighth one, but now it's because the guy on the next stool is wearing the same outfit.

10> The slogan: "Get that bloated feeling *any* day of the month!"

 9> The label boasts that it's this month's recommendation from Oprah's Beer Club.

 8> Your desire to wear women's panties is stronger than usual.

 7> When you squat to pee in the sink, you notice a fresh floral scent.

 6> After you've slammed a few, you find yourself at Blockbuster trying to decide between "Sleepless in Seattle" and "Waiting to Exhale."

 5> Regis Philbin gets funnier with every sip!

 4> The can has a picture of a shirtless Fabio on the front and a bundt cake recipe on the back.

 3> "Who cares about the game? 'Will and Grace' is on!"

 2> There's no head unless you pour some liquor into it.

 1> Your man-boobs have started lactating.

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« Reply #77 on: August 13, 2003, 07:18:48 pm »
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The chairwoman of the Campaign for Real Ale recently said that British beer-makers should brew a real ale specifically directed at women.

"But, how would I know if I'm drinking such a brew?"  Glad you asked....

13> After a few, you find yourself arguing that figure skating actually *is* a sport.
9> The label boasts that it's this month's recommendation from Oprah's Beer Club


Oh my!
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« Reply #78 on: August 14, 2003, 09:06:50 pm »
Drink what you will, but my refrigerator stays stocked with Original Coors! :D

It tastes original because it is original.  Rocky Mountain water, High Country barley, and more than 125 years of Coors master brewing - it's a combination no other beer can match.  The result is a cold, crisp, smooth beer that could only come from one place.  Each ice-cold batch of Coors Original is brewed a mile high up in the Rockies.  Refreshing?  Naturally.  Original?  Just taste it.
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