I think I am gonna hang around herre

[Katia's Lover]

Haha.  You're right, RR is nasty.  But I don't have the $$$ to spend on beer.  Gotta take what the good Lord will give ya...

This masturbation talk reminds me of one of my all time favorite moments on ER (my favorite show).  Weaver walks in and there's a guy with a bucket over his crotch.  He had taken like a ton of Viagra and was... well, erect.  She asks him if he had tried masturbation, and he replies "I can't, I'm a christian."  "Okay," she says, "We'll just have to drain it."  He asks her how she's going to do that, and she tells him with a needle....

He quickly asks where the bathroom is.

I dunno why, but I thought I'd share...

[BWilli]

why you bringin' rosie in on this? lol

hmmm..... not our Rosie.  I meant... Rosie Palm.

Maybe I should have clarified  :wink:

Or maybe that joke isn't as universal as I thought.

Or maybe B is just pullin my leg....
---Andrew

lol...well i figured you weren't talkin bout Rosie from here, but i've never heard he term Rosie Palm....haha

[LimeTwister]

oh dear...i think we are in the wrong thread.

[BWilli]

Haha.  You're right, RR is nasty.  But I don't have the $$$ to spend on beer.  Gotta take what the good Lord will give ya...

This masturbation talk reminds me of one of my all time favorite moments on ER (my favorite show).  Weaver walks in and there's a guy with a bucket over his crotch.  He had taken like a ton of Viagra and was... well, erect.  She asks him if he had tried masturbation, and he replies "I can't, I'm a christian."  "Okay," she says, "We'll just have to drain it."  He asks her how she's going to do that, and she tells him with a needle....

He quickly asks where the bathroom is.

I dunno why, but I thought I'd share...

hey man, what you do on your own time, dont make up stories,

[Katia's Lover]

What's so wrong with masturbation in the first place???

Why is it frowned upon by society???

Why do many christians consider it a sin???  I'm a christian, I don't.

Why don't more girls do it openly in public???  :wink:

Why am I creating a whole post to masturbation?...

[LimeTwister]

Why don't more girls do it openly in public???  :wink:

i think its illegal or something to do it in public...

[Logikal X]

state the obvious why dont you, Why else create a sex thread,....because you get none

Jesus Christ pete.  You just dont know how to let it go do you?
---Andrew

lol, but he is the one who mentioned it, tell him that

[Katia's Lover]

Dear Logical X,

Can we please stop this pissing war between us?  We differ in opinions.  We don't like each other.  Now for the better of the population of this board (I'm sure they don't want to read our crap), can we stop?

Your dear friend,

GSUCarltonFan

[Logikal X]

You are the one who brings it up today after it was over yesterday


and i never said i dont like you, i just think you are a loser

[Blake]

okay lets all stop....both boards are driving me crazy now....


That was a funny story from ER though....Why would he take viagra if he's a christian and not going to masterbate....I mean wha is the christian dude gonna do....have sex??

[Katia's Lover]

okay lets all stop....both boards are driving me crazy now....


That was a funny story from ER though....Why would he take viagra if he's a christian and not going to masterbate....I mean wha is the christian dude gonna do....have sex??

I think it was a dare or something... can't remember.

[Blake]

oooo

lol

[Blake]

I like that thing from Austin Power's "Goldmember"

"I took a viagra and I've had a stiff neck all day." -Nigel Powers