YAY! Kevin: you have done more for the NESSAholics than is possibly imaginable so have the best day and get ermm lots of presents!!
The Yorkshire Version of In Da Club:
Go Kevin, its ur birthday
We gonna drink cider like its your birthday,
we gonna piss on cars like its your birthday
and you know we don't give a f**k its not your birthday!
(1 more reason why you must come visit, hee hee)