The chicken song!!! ha ha fantastic!!!
Hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllld aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes, paint your left knee green, and then extract your wisdom teeth, form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.
etc. etc.
(jeez I can remember all the words...)
Everyone bought it for the B-side anyway (I've never met a nice South African).