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« on: June 26, 2003, 04:29:18 pm »
You know when you're on hold and they play music for you . . .

well my mom is on the phone (right now) with Verizon, and she just started singing, "Take my hand . . . " So I look at her with a "what-on-earth-are-you-doing-singing-into-the-telephone" type of face.  

And my Mom, says, "It's Vanessa Carlton, Ordinary Day"
"Well I know that mom!"
"They play Vanessa on hold!"

 :D

Yay!  All the angry Verizon customers get to hear Vanessa!!

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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2003, 04:33:51 pm »
a friend of mine works for AAA and was on hold....
Quote from: "friend"
im hold with membership accounting.. and guess what kev!
they are playing your girl!
*sways back and forth*
"in the palm of your hand..."

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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2003, 04:34:59 pm »
LOL, nice  :D
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2003, 04:35:59 pm »
nice.

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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2003, 04:56:23 pm »
kool! :D

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2003, 05:14:02 pm »
Oooo, I hate Verizon, which is why my Mom signed me up for a Verizon Wireless calling plan.

She luuuuuuuuuuuuvs<< (Luh-Vzzz) irritating me, you know it?

Anyway, Lmao@ '' So I look at her with a "what-on-earth-are-you-doing-singing-into-the-telephone" type of face. ''

Sorry, I don't like QUOTE

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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2003, 10:55:13 pm »
That is awesome TSE! Way cool.  8)

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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2003, 08:04:28 pm »
I used to be a Verizon Wireless customer, but since they didn't cut off my service when I told them to, they want $700 that they'll never see.
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2003, 12:31:37 pm »
you scared me for a minute....

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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2003, 11:54:46 pm »
thats what i like to hear  :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2003, 11:37:33 am »
Soooooo . . .because we left ATT and switched to verizon MCI has been bugging us lately trying to sell their phine service.  And since they call about 3 times a day . .. we've come up with a list of responces to them . ..

one of them is to put MCI on "hold" by playing Vanessa into the mouth piece!  lol!  And it wasn't even my suggestion!

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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2003, 12:11:08 pm »
Quote from: "TSE"
Soooooo . . .because we left ATT and switched to verizon MCI has been bugging us lately trying to sell their phine service.  And since they call about 3 times a day . .. we've come up with a list of responces to them . ..

one of them is to put MCI on "hold" by playing Vanessa into the mouth piece!  lol!  And it wasn't even my suggestion!


LMAO! I had this list of things to say to telemarketers and I don't remember all of them...But when they want you to get the "MCI Friends and Family Plan" simply say,

"I don't have any friends and I have killed all my family,"

They won't ever call back trying to sell that again...Trust me!

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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2003, 12:48:25 pm »
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Quote from: "TSE"
Soooooo . . .because we left ATT and switched to verizon MCI has been bugging us lately trying to sell their phine service.  And since they call about 3 times a day . .. we've come up with a list of responces to them . ..

one of them is to put MCI on "hold" by playing Vanessa into the mouth piece!  lol!  And it wasn't even my suggestion!


LMAO! I had this list of things to say to telemarketers and I don't remember all of them...But when they want you to get the "MCI Friends and Family Plan" simply say,

"I don't have any friends and I have killed all my family,"

They won't ever call back trying to sell that again...Trust me!


Oooooooooooooo!  I LOVE it!  *writes it down on the list by the phOne*

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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2003, 12:56:34 pm »
I am trying to find my list of things....Errrr!

But if it is any other type thing....Just start speaking in spanish! (or some other language!) Ha!

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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2003, 12:57:49 pm »
Ohh yeah we have that

I wish the phone would ring!  I wannna use some!