I can't touch my nose with my tongue, but apparently have a long tongue . . . or something. I don't know, just when we act stupid and stick our tongues out at each other, people always say something about my "Gene Simmons Tongue." It's not long at all, though. I promise. I have a nub for a tongue.
Andrea, now, do you want an English accent, or do you want to be totally accentless, like one such as I?