Back to the topic, I have a few good ones I like. These are mostly original:
Thank you for calling the Premiere Message Recording Service. You may record your free message after the tone. All messages become the property of the Premiere Message Recording Service and cannot be returned. We are not responsible for lost or misdirected messages. The Premiere Message Recording Service reserves the right to edit or delete messages that may be offensive or irrelevant. Have a wonderful day from all of us at the Premiere Message Recording Service!
We're sorry, but you've dialed the wrong damn number. Please do not dial this number again. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and dial 1-888-GO-TO-HELL.
You have reached the Masters Truck Lines "How Am I Driving?" Hotline. If you are calling to report that one of our drivers either disobeyed a traffic signal, made an unsafe driving maneuver, damaged property, or made obscene comments or gestures toward you or anyone else, you may hang up now because you are a damn liar. Our drivers are the most courteous, professional, and skilled drivers in the country and we're not going to have you talking about them that way. If you are calling to leave positive feedback about our drivers, you may do so after the tone and your comments will be considered by our staff. All other messages will be promptly deleted. Have a nice day!
Hello? Oh, it's you! Well, in that case, I'm not in right now, so please leave a message and I'll have to get back to you later.
