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Author Topic: The Decleration of Nessa-Independance  (Read 6620 times)
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« on: December 18, 2003, 06:03:14 pm »

When in the Course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one Nessaholic to dissolve the Musical Bands which have connected one Nessaholic with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Vanessa, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nessaholism and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare what they want despite a few nifty rules.

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Posting, freedom to Post what they want and the pursuit of Happiness in posting. That to secure these Rights, Admins and Mods are instituted to correct the mistakes that a Man might make, That whenever any Form of Posting becomes destructive of this Forum, it is the Right of the Admin/Mod to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Nazis, indeed, will dictate that Admins and mods long established should not be changed for you ain’t gon be a mod. Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shown, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer the stupidity of others’ posts, while Evils will also suffer, because the Mods are gonna lock it and hath the right themselves to abolish the dumbass posts, which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to delete thath user, and to provide a fun and family-friendly (pfft) forum. Such has been the patient Sufferance of these Nessaholics; and such is now the Necessity which constrains them to edit their former post. The History of the spammers on the O-Board of repeated Spamming and Pointless Posting, all having in direct Object the Establishment of an absolute Pain in the Butt over these Forums. To prevent this, let Facts be submitted to a candid Forum.

No Pwing. Thus, no spamming. Spamming shall be the rooteth of all evil and will be immediately dispatched from thith board.

No idiotic remarks/repition of “Other Musicians”. If thouth cannot control
Thineself, then we will lock it, damn it. If the musician already has a thread, then any subsequent threads willith, and ought the right to be locked.

Do not ask any questions thath already been posted in the FAQ (read it, or we’ll kill you. Smiley)

Thous had thine rights on this message board, but they are limited. Any breaking of the rules will be locked.

Do not ask to change thine Rank. It is based on your current post count, any of these questions will be locked.

Post in a mannerly fashion. Do not use AOL talk (yes, we know about AOL in 1776).

VCUB’s ain’t gon be given to ya. Fo’ shizzle, don’t get all up in thurr grill. It’s worthless, dawg. You ain’t gon get it. Fo’ rizzle.

Thous shalt not start a thread to converse with just one person. We honestly don’t give a crap if you include everyone, but this is just annoying.

Yo avatar shall not be more than 80X80

Look over thoroughly the Rules and Regs and FAQ. It’s good reading.

Joey (Nagyovafan) is cool because he wrote this.

We (well, the mods), therefore, the Representatives of the Nessaholics Forum, in General Mod Team, Assembled, appealing to the Admin of the forum for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Forums, solemnly publish and declare, That these Forums are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent Forums; that they are Absolved from all Official Vanessa Carlton Message Board, and that all political connection between them and the O-Board, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to lock posts, delete spam, talk about Nessa, and to do all other Acts and Things which Nessaholics may of right do (besides spamming, don’t do that) And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the Mods and Admins, we mutually pledge to each other our usernames, our non-spam posts and our sacred Nessaholism.
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2003, 04:19:19 pm »

Wow!  8O

Good Job!  Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2003, 11:49:52 pm »

woahoahoahhhhhhh. 8O

that's good, verrrry good.
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2003, 07:34:28 am »

Woohoo! A reaction!

Thanks! (I love Copy and Paste)
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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2004, 06:26:16 pm »

*says it loud and proud*

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