This is what I have to say:
Towards the end of the game, I found myself talking to the TV. You know, "Come on, Jason," or "Shut up Wakefield, nobody likes you." As if they could really hear me. I guess I did it for a few minutes without realizing it. I don't know.
Bernie isn't cute though. And it makes me sad. He's one of those guys who you WANT to be cute, but they're not.
I hate the Red Sox. If I could lay my hands on Wakefield . . . Urghhhhhh.
No! I love Jorge! He's so cute! Haha, I sooo just noticed it while he was on deck, too. And what's up with Aaron's hair? O_o Derek looks good too. And Jason . . . Mmm. I love the commercials! (The ones with Derek in them.) Yeah, and has anyone seen those deodorant commercials Giambi does? I love it! Haha.
"Fans in New England are holding their breath, as Poasda, who's 1 - 2 steps in." I love him.
Oooo, I HATE Wakefield. DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!
Jorge kicks ass! Yeah, bitches! Was I the only one who saw that hit? Fuck no! WOOHOO! No outs! Williams at third, Posada at second. I love everyone! (But Wakefield, of course. And anyone who has to do with the Red Sox.)
Ohh, Godzilla! C'mon, Chinese-folk are supposed to be able to do things under pressure 'cause of Buddha! Right? Right. Yeah, Matsui best hit well . . . DAMMIT! I hate Manny! Damn him to hell! Ahhh!
Boston, 5. New York, 2.
You know what I thought was great? That whole foul pole thing! Oh my God! I was dying! Although, the ball was obviously foul, still . . . And are the people who "touched" the ball and witnessed the "touching" of the ball now famous?
Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrooooooon! That so wasn't a strike! Oh my God! I hate everyone!
It's almost time for Friends.
Nick Johnson is hideously oog-lie. I mean, for a Yankee anyway. Now, if he was on the Red Sox, he'd be the sexiest bitch out there. But is he? No.
