Hey, I don't know what kind of Barbies you guys played with, but the ones that I had as a kid were like slutmaster barbies... you know, Pam Anderson boobs, tiny waist, all the shirts designed to show off her cleavage.
And did you guys know that the Barbie doll was modeled after a German "adult toy" doll?
My kids are only going to be allowed to watch the Hallmark Channel and play with an Easy Bake Oven, because all of the toys out there promote something bad. No wait, they can't play with an Easy bake, because that will promote stereotypical female roles to my daughters... damn, sorry kids, no toys for you! No wait, they can play with that little cup and ball toy. That's it.
My poor future children.