hehe, sounds fun!
Yeah, I also am a make up don't-know-how...
I just use powder foundation stuff(I'm an Avon rep so I use their stuff and it's pretty darn tootin' good), some lip balm/lip gloss(Blistex/some pretty lip glosses sometimes over the Blistex stuff), maybe blush.... I don't know how to use eye make up either, lol..
Yeah, moisturizer is a MUST HAVE for me... I have the dryest skin in the world! bah... I use Aveeno, it works very very well..