Reasons to pick C
10. You know those places and those words and stuff where v is pronounced like a w? Try saying Kev now.
9. C rhymes with Ti(ah)
8. Kev didn't brush his teeth this morning
7. I like throwing tomatoes, you like throwing tomatoes, we're perfect fo eachother
6. Dudeeeeee
5. I can stand on my head
4. Kev can't
3. I fell on the ice in my driveway today
2. I know a word that rymes with oranage
1. *edited* --vulturemod