Vanessa - Pretty Baby Parody

[Jophess]

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This is a parody of Vanessa Carlton's "Pretty Baby" called "I've a Baby"
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You knock me up just when I fall for you
You lay me down and then I go to puke
Stumbling on reasons that are far and few
I had it all come down and got pregnant for you

I've a baby, don’t you leave me
I have been saving diapers for you
I've a baby, why can’t you see
You’re the one that it belongs to
He’ll need your embrace to keep him warm
And a daddy to break the storm
I’ll be alright and I‘ll sleep sound
As long as you keep the baby down
Oh, I've a baby

And I know things can’t last forever
But there are lessons that we never learned
Oh just the size of you, it made me hurt
The pill and rubbers didn't make me better

I've a baby, don’t you leave me
I have been saving diapers for you
I've a baby, why can’t you see
You’re the one that it belongs to
He’ll need your embrace to keep him warm
And a daddy to break the storm
I’ll be alright and I‘ll sleep sound
As long as you keep the baby...

Why can’t you hold him and never let go
When you touch him, his DNA that you own
Baby's daddy, oh the place that you hold in my bank
Would you call me a skank, again

I've a baby, don’t you leave me
I have been saving diapers for you
I've a baby, why can’t you see
You’re the one that it belongs to
He’ll need your embrace to keep him warm
And a daddy to break the storm
I’ll be alright and I‘ll sleep sound
As long as you keep the baby down
Oh, I've a baby

I've a baby
Don't you leave me
I've a baby
Why can’t you see
I've a baby
Don't you leave me
I've a baby
Why can’t you see
Oh, I've a baby
Oh, I've a baby
My baby's daddy
Don't you leave me

Here's what some people said.  :roll:

god she totally sux!
her stupid voice.......and her way of playing the piano in the mtv really is kinda weird if u ask someone who can play the piano , u guys really hav time for this.
ps from hk

just downloaded her song.......god! do u call that singing? btw, nice parodies....haha.....u hav potentials

Same person, lol

[B]

That parody is hilarious.

Corey and I have made parodies of that song before too, LMFAO.

[ThomasEj]

parody is realy funy but Vnaessa DOES NOT SUXshe is the greatest singer ever.

[Xenophanes]

Vnaessa DOES NOT SUXshe is the greatest singer ever.

Totally agree. The world can be so full of stupid people (and, unfortunately, I know from experience :roll: ). The parody's great; now we need to hire Weird Al to sing it

[Scotty]

parody is realy funy but Vnaessa DOES NOT SUXshe is the greatest singer ever.

amen

[Chloe]

yeah amen... that is kinda funny though

[Jessica]

i thought the parody was kinda dumb lol
my friend and i made up some funny ones.. we do it all the time without really meaning to hah

[Katia's Lover]

Oh just the size of you, it made me hurt

 8O  8O  8O

[Tia]

Oh just the size of you, it made me hurt

 8O  8O  8O

 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O

[rosieposy87]

What a poor attempt at a parody.

[KULPDOGG]

What a poor attempt at a parody.

ditto.
that was stupid.
and vanessa's songs arnt the kind of songs that can be made into a parody,...her songs are perfect the way they are cannot be changed.

i was slightly offended by that parody. .. ... it was just so dumb.
i guess i just cant stand to see one of vanessa's songs destroyed. :headshake:
:icky: :riflefire:  :sniper:  :provoke:  :spank:  :argue:  :cuss:  :headshake:  
:headshake:  :headshake:  :headshake:  :headshake:  :headshake:

[JazzyManda]

What a poor attempt at a parody.

ditto.
that was stupid.
and vanessa's songs arnt the kind of songs that can be made into a parody,...her songs are perfect the way they are cannot be changed.

i was slightly offended by that parody. .. ... it was just so dumb.
i guess i just cant stand to see one of vanessa's songs destroyed. :headshake:
:icky: :riflefire:  :sniper:  :provoke:  :spank:  :argue:  :cuss:  :headshake:  
:headshake:  :headshake:  :headshake:  :headshake:  :headshake:

i agree

although the first time i listened to this song i thought she was talking about an actual baby, but not at all the way the parody was talking about. lol

Amanda

[pianoplayer88]

I say we go and knock some sense into 'em.

[KULPDOGG]

I say we go and knock some sense into 'em.

oh my gosh! no!!!!!!!
im scared of clowns! why'd you post that?!!?!?!?!??? :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

anyway...
yes, i rekkon` we kick some arsE

[loveplasticlove]

Oh just the size of you, it made me hurt

 8O  8O  8O

I'm with you on that one.

It was pretty funny though