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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2004, 03:25:23 pm »
I like Martha Stewart.  She is very creative but reserve.  The perfect woman.  I'd date her..........if only....

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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2004, 03:31:12 pm »
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I like Martha Stewart.  She is very creative but reserve.  The perfect woman.  I'd date her..........if only....

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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2004, 03:39:43 pm »
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I like Martha Stewart.  She is very creative but reserve.  The perfect woman.  I'd date her..........if only....

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lmao, tylor likes em experienced  :wink:


No, CREATIVE.......lmao

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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2004, 03:42:40 pm »
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but if the glove does not fit, you must aquit!


But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

None of this makes sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2004, 03:47:11 pm »
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But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

None of this makes sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.


wtf? lol  :lol:

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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2004, 05:43:54 pm »
oh Will... you should have invested your time in something else.
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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2004, 05:44:50 pm »
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oh Will... you should have invested your time in something else.


That was a c/p from South Park. Not much time wasted.
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2004, 05:50:17 pm »
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That was a c/p from South Park. Not much time wasted.
Oh I remember that episode, something about Chef suing over song royalties to the Alanis song.

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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2004, 07:12:10 pm »
What happened to Enron?

 :?

*knows that Martha and Enron are not connected*

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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2004, 07:58:09 pm »
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What happened to Enron?

I remember the men of Enron did a playgirl spread and after that, they quit talking about it.

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« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2004, 04:06:19 am »
How will Stephy live now!?
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« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2004, 01:02:27 pm »


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« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2004, 02:32:46 pm »
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yeah, i can picture her in a bright pink prison suit instead of orange, all smiley and everything. i do kinda feel sorry for her though. but she got herself in this mess.  :?

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« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2004, 02:37:01 pm »
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oh Will... you should have invested your time in something else.


That was a c/p from South Park. Not much time wasted.


oh good good
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« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2004, 04:06:33 pm »
lmao @ the magazine cover :roflmao:

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