Now, I know Andrew and I are the only two here who care about this (though you all should - and it kind of makes me sad that you don't), but the Derby's tomorrow! 130th Kentucky Derby, right? Okay, so this is what I've got:
Borrego (20-1) WIN
Smarty Jones (9-2) PLACE
The Cliff's Edge (4-1) SHOW
That is how it's gonna be. It's true. And you can't deny it - Churchill Downs is THE racetrack. The shiznat, I say. And it's a fuckin' rider. You don't want to fuck with it, because you know it brought its gang (?) with it.
Yes, I'm gangsta. I know. Too much to handle at this point.
I really hope that Minister Eric doesn't win or place or even show because I really hate Pat Day. In fact, no - I hope Day falls off his horse and is trampled over.
That's all. I decided to bring some middle Eastern (American
) love into this place.