Author Topic: Peanut Butter: A Lesson for our English Friends! (Read 11445 times)

Grakthis · « **Reply #30 on:** October 12, 2004, 03:22:56 am »

Quote from: "Wagella"

It's called peanut paste over here.

Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.

Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.

You heard it folks! Straight from the demented mind of an Australian!

Vegimite is soylent green. VEGIMITE IS PEOPLE!

Wagella · « **Reply #31 on:** October 12, 2004, 03:27:04 am »

Quote from: "Grakthis"

Quote from: "Wagella"
It's called peanut paste over here.

Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.

Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.

You heard it folks! Straight from the demented mind of an Australian!

Vegimite is soylent green. VEGIMITE IS PEOPLE!

Actually I think people would taste better. Especially Jessica Alba type people.

Grakthis · « **Reply #32 on:** October 12, 2004, 03:30:22 am »

Quote from: "Wagella"

Quote from: "Grakthis"
Quote from: "Wagella"
It's called peanut paste over here.

Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.

Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.

You heard it folks! Straight from the demented mind of an Australian!

Vegimite is soylent green. VEGIMITE IS PEOPLE!

Actually I think people would taste better. Especially Jessica Alba type people.

You would EAT Jessica Alba? What a waste of a perfectly good female.

You know she's in the upcoming Sin City, right?

Wagella · « **Reply #33 on:** October 12, 2004, 03:33:05 am »

Quote from: "Grakthis"

You would EAT Jessica Alba? What a waste of a perfectly good female.

There is a certian part I would eat, yes. You know what i mean :wink:

The Liver obviously, it has the most iron.

Dancernl · « **Reply #34 on:** October 12, 2004, 03:15:46 pm »

mmmm, best dinner ever. Right now I'm enjoying peanutbutter on a lightly toasted bagel. If I were allowed only one food for the rest of my life it would be peanutbutter. I've also tried almond butter but it's not as good.

Grakthis · « **Reply #35 on:** October 12, 2004, 03:45:23 pm »

Quote from: "Dancernl"

mmmm, best dinner ever. Right now I'm enjoying peanutbutter on a lightly toasted bagel. If I were allowed only one food for the rest of my life it would be peanutbutter. I've also tried almond butter but it's not as good.

Who eats a Bagel for dinner?

Dancernl · « **Reply #36 on:** October 12, 2004, 03:51:33 pm »

Quote from: "Grakthis"

Quote from: "Dancernl"
mmmm, best dinner ever. Right now I'm enjoying peanutbutter on a lightly toasted bagel. If I were allowed only one food for the rest of my life it would be peanutbutter. I've also tried almond butter but it's not as good.

Who eats a Bagel for dinner?

Me! I'm a poor college student, remember? And I swear I'm allergic to the dining hall.

Chloe · « **Reply #37 on:** October 12, 2004, 07:53:32 pm »

ROFL this is the BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!! i love peanut butter..... yummmm.... never had Vegemite or whatever that stuff is...

jlmusicchick · « **Reply #38 on:** October 12, 2004, 08:02:25 pm »

i tried Nutella for the first time today.... not great, but enjoyable none the less. if i had no peanut butter then i would probably use this.

B · « **Reply #39 on:** October 12, 2004, 09:47:53 pm »

Quote from: "AFallingStar"

ROFL this is the BEST THREAD EVAR!!!!!

It is definitely up there, LOL.

tylor2000 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 13, 2004, 02:44:48 am »

Quote from: "Wagella"

It's called peanut paste over here.

Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.

Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.

What happens if you skip right to the vegimite.....without icepick and with tongue intact?

If you think you can't make a speadable paste out of the taste of several crazy hobos, you haven't met any crazy hobos. And how the hell do you munch on a spreadable paste? Oh wait.....crunchy peanut butter....crunchy hobos.....

tylor

Grakthis · « **Reply #41 on:** October 13, 2004, 04:55:00 am »

Quote from: "tylor2000"

Quote from: "Wagella"
It's called peanut paste over here.

Vegimite is an aquired taste. You have to work up to it. Start with some bug flavored glass, move up to radioactive goo, then somehow concentrate the smell of sulfur into a solid and eat that, then when scientists invent a way to compress the taste of several crazy hobos into a spreadable paste, munch on that too.

Then all you have to do is cut off your tounge and shove an icepick into the part of your brain that registers taste and you are set to eat vegimite.

What happens if you skip right to the vegimite.....without icepick and with tongue intact?

If you think you can't make a speadable paste out of the taste of several crazy hobos, you haven't met any crazy hobos. And how the hell do you munch on a spreadable paste? Oh wait.....crunchy peanut butter....crunchy hobos.....

tylor

Crunchy Hobos? Is that what happens when their carrying canned goods in their little stick pouch when you make them into paste?

Wagella · « **Reply #42 on:** October 13, 2004, 06:21:56 am »

Quote from: "Grakthis"

Crunchy Hobos? Is that what happens when their carrying canned goods in their little stick pouch when you make them into paste?

From the makers of "edible Radioactive goo" and "mystery meat pie" comes "Hoborific!" a new spreadible paste. Contains all the ingredients for a balanced diet including:

Plastic bag hat
Shopping cart filled with cans
Insect filled beard
and skin of murederd victims.

Mmm mmm Taste that transient goodness!

New "Hoborific!" spreadible paste. It's like a party in your mouth, and someone invited Hobos!

Chloe · « **Reply #43 on:** October 13, 2004, 07:48:05 am »

Quote from: "Wagella"

Quote from: "Grakthis"
Crunchy Hobos? Is that what happens when their carrying canned goods in their little stick pouch when you make them into paste?

From the makers of "edible Radioactive goo" and "mystery meat pie" comes "Hoborific!" a new spreadible paste. Contains all the ingredients for a balanced diet including:

Plastic bag hat
Shopping cart filled with cans
Insect filled beard
and skin of murederd victims.

Mmm mmm Taste that transient goodness!

New "Hoborific!" spreadible paste. It's like a party in your mouth, and someone invited Hobos!

LMFAO :roflmao:

HappyZen · « **Reply #44 on:** October 15, 2004, 03:32:55 am »

oooooooooooh omg!!!
This is so funny ... must.breathe.part 2 LOL
ROTFLMAO!!!

I read Rosies and Kev's marmite thread first, but this is where it came from LOL :-) This one is even funnier becuase it's totally WRONG!!
The wrong toaster the wrong condiment ... the wrong beverage WITH the PB ... JUST WRONG!!! LOL

Too much LOL :-)
Andrew your such a clown LOL :-)

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Author Topic: Peanut Butter: A Lesson for our English Friends! (Read 11445 times)