someone hasn't been posting often.......

[LemonFreshSmurf]

Mainly I just want to have cans of beer taped around my belt, so that I don't have to pay London bar prices :-)

The problem with the super hero idea is that the costumes are all basically just tights, leotards or loin cloths. We'd definitely have to wait until summer.

-Kev

Is that legal to wear beer around your waist??  8O

LOL @ wags.. men in tight tights

[kev222]

tights, leotards or loin cloths.

Stop trying to pretend all this isnt just an excuse for you to wear tights.

Damn. Busted.

-Kev

[kev222]

Is that legal to wear beer around your waist??  8O

Yes. I think. But almost all places won't let you in with beer that your bought outside. But Duff Man has a plan. All the beers will be wrapped in a Duff label, if any of the doorman ask, then I'll just hand them an empty one and claim it's all just part of the costume.

The bigger worry is how warm, shaken up and flat they'll all get Okay, I admit that I haven't thought this through properly.

-Kev

[LemonFreshSmurf]

Yes. I think. But almost all places won't let you in with beer that your bought outside. But Duff Man has a plan. All the beers will be wrapped in a Duff label, if any of the doorman ask, then I'll just hand them an empty one and claim it's all just part of the costume.

The bigger worry is how warm, shaken up and flat they'll all get Okay, I admit that I haven't thought this through properly.

-Kev

SHAKEN UP?! what the hell do you plan on doing?? jumping around on a pogo stick? lol

good idea about the beer though kev

[Wagella]

The bigger worry is how warm, shaken up and flat they'll all get Okay, I admit that I haven't thought this through properly.

-Kev

Dont you have eski's in your savage uncharted wilderness?

[kev222]

Dont you have eski's in your savage uncharted wilderness?

I just googled Eski and it's a brand of Tasmanian spring water, A Mosque or "An institute for European languages and cultures".

So, no, we don't have them here. What are they? And how would they aid Duff Man?

-Kev

[LemonFreshSmurf]

Dont you have eski's in your savage uncharted wilderness?

I just googled Eski and it's a brand of Tasmanian spring water, A Mosque or "An institute for European languages and cultures".

So, no, we don't have them here. What are they? And how would they aid Duff Man?

-Kev

THEY ARE GOOD! you need some

boxes that keep food/beer cold

[Wagella]

I just googled Eski and it's a brand of Tasmanian spring water, A Mosque or "An institute for European languages and cultures".

So, no, we don't have them here. What are they? And how would they aid Duff Man?

-Kev

I guess Australia is the peak of civilisation. You stick shit in it and carry it around to keep it cold. When it comes to beer, Australians dont fuck around.

[kev222]

SHAKEN UP?! what the hell do you plan on doing?? jumping around on a pogo stick? lol

More or less.

[kev222]

I guess Australia is the peak of civilisation.

Nah. Australians are just particularly adept at making up funny unrecognisable names for things that already have perfectly good names. Like cool boxes!

Plus, I'm not lugging one of them around with me all night. I have an office job remember, I'm not used to physical exertion.

-Kev

[LemonFreshSmurf]

Nah. Australians are just particularly adept at making up funny unrecognisable names for things that already have perfectly good names. Like cool boxes!

PFF much too practical

[Wagella]

Nah. Australians are just particularly adept at making up funny unrecognisable names for things that already have perfectly good names. Like cool boxes!

Jesus! Why not just call it a "cold square"? New Zealanders call it a "Chilly Bin"

You fuckers need to hire me as a name consultatnt. I'd Call it "The Amazing Mr.Coldo-mega-box-o-matic-beercube-athon 3000! Doesnt that have more punch than cool box?

[kev222]

You fuckers need to hire me as a name consultatnt. I'd Call it "The Amazing Mr.Coldo-mega-box-o-matic-beercube-athon 3000!

I think that's already what the American's call them.

Doesnt that have more punch than cool box?

Yes. I have to admit that it does. But Eski?

-Kev

[Wagella]

You fuckers need to hire me as a name consultatnt. I'd Call it "The Amazing Mr.Coldo-mega-box-o-matic-beercube-athon 3000!

I think that's already what the American's call them.

LMAO! Probably. Ah America, what would we do without you and your lack of a sense of irony.

Doesnt that have more punch than cool box?

Yes. I have to admit that it does. But Eski?

It's an Australian thing.

I love the words you guys use for insults. I call people dozey pillocks all the time. And Twat. "The Streets" gives me some nice ones to use on the unsuspecting Australian populus.

Edit: I love telling people to sod off.

[kev222]

It's an Australian thing.

It is at least a lot better than Chilly Bin.

I love the words you guys use for insults. I call people dozey pillocks all the time. And Twat. "The Streets" gives me some nice ones to use on the unsuspecting Australian populus.

Heh, pillock. I haven't heard that one in a long time. I think I'll have to start using that again.

The streets are evangelists of English culture. Making the world a better place.

Edit: I love telling people to sod off

Do you also use sod like twat? Example: "You silly sod! I almost tripped over that". If not, you're only using it to half it's potential.

-Kev