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What is a red neck?

A person with a red neck, literally
2 (8.3%)
One who's outlook on life is almost carefree
2 (8.3%)
Someone who's uptight and carries a shotgun
0 (0%)
Red neck = Hick
19 (79.2%)
Other, explain
1 (4.2%)

Total Members Voted: 23

Voting closed: November 28, 2004, 06:32:37 pm

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LimeTwister

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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2004, 02:12:43 pm »
Redneck Woman
(Gretchen Wilson/John Rich)

Well, I aint never been the Barbie doll type.
No, I can't swig that sweet champagne:
I'd rather drink beer all night,
In a tavern or in a honky tonk.
I want a four-wheel drive tailgate.
I've got posters on my wall of Skynrd, Kid and Strait.
Some people look down on me,
But I don't give a rip.
I stand bare-footed in my own front yard,
With a baby in on my hip.

'Cause I'm redneck woman, an' I aint no high class broad.
I'm just a product of my raisin': I say: "Hey y'all" and "Yee Haw!"
An' I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long.
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song.
So here's to all my sisters, out there, keeping it country.
Let me get a big "Hell, Yeah" from the redneck girls like me:
Hell, Yeah.
(Hell, Yeah.)

"Victoria's Secret", well, their stuff's real nice.
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing,
On a Wal-Mart shelf, half price.
And still look sexy, (Sexy.)
Just as sexy,
As those models on TV.
No, I don't need no designer tag,
To make my men want me.
You might think I'm trashy:
A little too hard core.
But in my neck of the woods,
I'm just the girl next door.

Baby, I'm redneck woman, an' I aint no high class broad.
I'm just a product of my raisin': I say: "Hey y'all" and "Yee Haw!"
An' I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long.
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song.
So here's to all my sisters, out there, keeping it country.
Let me get a big "Hell, Yeah" from the redneck girls like me:
Hell, Yeah.
(Hell, Yeah.)

I'm a redneck woman, an' I aint no high class broad.
I'm just a product of my raisin': I say: "Hey y'all" and "Yee Haw!"
An' I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long.
And I know all the words to every ol' Bo Cephus song.
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country.
Let me get a big "Hell, yeah" from the redneck girls like me:
(Hell, yeah.)
Hell, yeah.
(Hell, yeah.)
Hell, yeah.
(Hell, yeah.)
I said hell, yeah.

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« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2004, 02:36:18 pm »
Not me, but a friend of mine:

Quote from: "Jason"
alright.....a redneck is not a hick, by definition, atleast my groups, a hick is a person who fawks someone is their own bloodline.  i am a redneck and most of my friends are rednecks and ill tell you right now none of us have nor will ever fawk someone in our bloodline.  so therefore a redneck  aint no fawking hick.  a redneck is simply a person who enjoys a different type of lifestyle from typical city folk.  we are easy going and look at life wilth a carefree attitude.  yes most of us carry shotguns but we are not uptight.  and no i dont have a physically red neck. just thought i would post my opinion.

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« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2004, 03:12:35 pm »
Quote from: "LimeTwister"
Redneck Woman
(Gretchen Wilson/John Rich)

Well, I aint never been the Barbie doll type.
No, I can't swig that sweet champagne:
I'd rather drink beer all night,
In a tavern or in a honky tonk.
I want a four-wheel drive tailgate.
I've got posters on my wall of Skynrd, Kid and Strait.
Some people look down on me,
But I don't give a rip.
I stand bare-footed in my own front yard,
With a baby in on my hip.

'Cause I'm redneck woman, an' I aint no high class broad.
I'm just a product of my raisin': I say: "Hey y'all" and "Yee Haw!"
An' I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long.
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song.
So here's to all my sisters, out there, keeping it country.
Let me get a big "Hell, Yeah" from the redneck girls like me:
Hell, Yeah.
(Hell, Yeah.)

"Victoria's Secret", well, their stuff's real nice.
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing,
On a Wal-Mart shelf, half price.
And still look sexy, (Sexy.)
Just as sexy,
As those models on TV.
No, I don't need no designer tag,
To make my men want me.
You might think I'm trashy:
A little too hard core.
But in my neck of the woods,
I'm just the girl next door.

Baby, I'm redneck woman, an' I aint no high class broad.
I'm just a product of my raisin': I say: "Hey y'all" and "Yee Haw!"
An' I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long.
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song.
So here's to all my sisters, out there, keeping it country.
Let me get a big "Hell, Yeah" from the redneck girls like me:
Hell, Yeah.
(Hell, Yeah.)

I'm a redneck woman, an' I aint no high class broad.
I'm just a product of my raisin': I say: "Hey y'all" and "Yee Haw!"
An' I keep my Christmas lights on on my front porch all year long.
And I know all the words to every ol' Bo Cephus song.
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country.
Let me get a big "Hell, yeah" from the redneck girls like me:
(Hell, yeah.)
Hell, yeah.
(Hell, yeah.)
Hell, yeah.
(Hell, yeah.)
I said hell, yeah.


ew I hate that song :icky:

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« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2004, 04:06:11 pm »
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Quote from: "Manda"
fishing.....I'll pass on being in a boat in the middle of nowhere trying to get fish. 8)


You've evidently missed out on the whole point of fishing.  It's to be in the middle of nowhere, away from the people who annoy you, and for some to drink beer.  Catching fish is a sometimes unwelcome end result.  Then you hafta clean 'em and such.


I've gone fishing and its not my idea of relaxation or fun.

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« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2004, 06:42:58 pm »
Quote from: "jessica73"
country music, hunting, fishing, playing with cars/etc.

lol. I'm a redneck? O_o
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Honey, we are black folk. We can't be rednecks.

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« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2004, 08:06:41 pm »
Quote from: "keith"
Quote from: "jessica73"
country music, hunting, fishing, playing with cars/etc.

lol. I'm a redneck? O_o
...Sweet? d^_^b
Honey, we are black folk. We can't be rednecks.


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« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2004, 08:25:21 pm »
hmm... When I hear "redneck" I always picture one in the most traditional sense.
Someone with a p.o.s. pickup truck with plenty of rust and Jesus bumperstickers, jacked up about 6 feet higher than what is normal parked in the driveway; a confederate flag hanging over the garage, a bathtub full of moonshine on the lawn (well... maybe not on the lawn); shotgun or two inside, missing a couple teeth, plenty of okra and venison in the fridge (and a little bit of rabbit and squirrel), a straw broom in the kitchen, seven or eight kids...
okay maybe not, but definitely the truck and the flag.
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at least i can say
i was not afraid
i loved you all the way
i'd pick the fool any day.

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« Reply #22 on: November 29, 2004, 08:34:47 pm »
Quote from: "amberbeads"
hmm... When I hear "redneck" I always picture one in the most traditional sense.
Someone with a p.o.s. pickup truck with plenty of rust and Jesus bumperstickers, jacked up about 6 feet higher than what is normal parked in the driveway; a confederate flag hanging over the garage, a bathtub full of moonshine on the lawn (well... maybe not on the lawn); shotgun or two inside, missing a couple teeth, plenty of okra and venison in the fridge (and a little bit of rabbit and squirrel), a straw broom in the kitchen, seven or eight kids...
okay maybe not, but definitely the truck and the flag.


An overweight man with bad teeth, dirty overalls, straw hat, no socks or shoes, and is chewing wheat!

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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2004, 07:06:08 am »
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a bathtub full of moonshine on the lawn (well... maybe not on the lawn)


I believe the correct phrase would be "in the yard"
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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2004, 09:08:51 am »
Quote from: "LimeTwister"
Quote from: "keith"
Honey, we are black folk. We can't be rednecks.


 :roflmao:


lmao
May as well be an honorary one. God knows we went to school with about 38249744 of them.

& don't say none were hot. Justin Mixon :D and the JC fittays.
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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2004, 12:37:07 pm »
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Quote from: "amberbeads"
a bathtub full of moonshine on the lawn (well... maybe not on the lawn)


I believe the correct phrase would be "in the yard"

LOL
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i loved you all the way
i'd pick the fool any day.

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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2004, 02:30:51 pm »
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An overweight man with bad teeth, dirty overalls, straw hat, no socks or shoes, and is chewing wheat!


Let's not forget the guy with the old blue jeans, the food stained sleeveless undershirt, mullet and in some cases the name "Cletus"
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« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2004, 02:40:40 pm »
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Quote from: "Manda"
An overweight man with bad teeth, dirty overalls, straw hat, no socks or shoes, and is chewing wheat!


Let's not forget the guy with the old blue jeans, the food stained sleeveless undershirt, mullet and in some cases the name "Cletus"


OMFG HOW COULD WE FORGET THE MULLET!!111!!one!

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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2004, 04:53:54 pm »
see...

o_O...


even the whole family can be in on it! :D
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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2004, 05:51:19 pm »
scary.