"remember those kool aid commercials? where that big bowl of punch, he would come crashin through your fuckin' wall in your living room and you wouldn't even know it, he'd be *pphhh* "Oooh yeah! ooooh yeah!" and all the little kids were all excited, "yes! yes!" ...him and his crazy tights, i don't like that, i don't like when juice wears tights. it's a horrible combination of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinkin out of him, if that was me i'd be like "no no you fix that wall before my dad comes home from work, he's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, comin through the wall was real fuckin cool, using the front door is cool, don't touch me you drink! ...i will kick you in your tights and you will go down, you're very top heavy, you glass bitch, you glass bastard....naughty naughty kool aid."
Dane Cook is some funny funny shit. :-P
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