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Which is the better caption?

I'll never understand kinky women... I put on the suit and then she disappears!
2 (9.1%)
Quietly, the black knight pondered his next move. Hmm.. c4 or d5???
4 (18.2%)
More embarrassing is the fact that he's wearing Leia's Gold Bikini underneath it.
3 (13.6%)
After his failure to turn Luke to the Dark Side, Vader was demoted to Kitchen Monitor.
4 (18.2%)
"Damnit! Who ate my sandwich? I had a note on it and everything! It clearly said: 'Vader's sandwich. DO NOT EAT!'"
9 (40.9%)

Total Members Voted: 22

Voting closed: May 19, 2005, 03:29:01 pm

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« on: May 19, 2005, 03:29:01 pm »


Help me decide.  Which is the better caption for this picture?
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2005, 05:29:37 pm »
The last choice made me LOL!!

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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2005, 01:41:25 am »
Such poor American humour!
"I'm all about the wordplay."

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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2005, 03:28:43 am »
I voted for the one I think's best. But they're all too long. To much explaning the joke in the caption. The comedic value of captions is sharply, inversely proportional to the time it takes to read them. Short ones are always funnier. Your last one would be funnier if it stopped at the first question mark.

"The veneer is a little on the dark side"
"Luke. I am your mother... father!"

Okay, so we've established that I suck and that I'm not a comedian, but you get the idea.

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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2005, 01:08:51 pm »
Quote from: "kev222"
I voted for the one I think's best. But they're all too long. To much explaning the joke in the caption. The comedic value of captions is sharply, inversely proportional to the time it takes to read them. Short ones are always funnier. Your last one would be funnier if it stopped at the first question mark.

"The veneer is a little on the dark side"
"Luke. I am your mother... father!"

Okay, so we've established that I suck and that I'm not a comedian, but you get the idea.



lmao those are the best ones.... :jester:

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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2005, 09:31:53 pm »
Quote from: "Scotty"
Quote from: "kev222"
I voted for the one I think's best. But they're all too long. To much explaning the joke in the caption. The comedic value of captions is sharply, inversely proportional to the time it takes to read them. Short ones are always funnier. Your last one would be funnier if it stopped at the first question mark.

"The veneer is a little on the dark side"
"Luke. I am your mother... father!"

Okay, so we've established that I suck and that I'm not a comedian, but you get the idea.



lmao those are the best ones.... :jester:


They got a smile ..

the one about Leias undies was also good

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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2005, 08:38:36 am »
"Mop & Glo. The Emperor will be pleased."

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2005, 11:31:19 am »
Quote from: "kev222"
I voted for the one I think's best. But they're all too long. To much explaning the joke in the caption. The comedic value of captions is sharply, inversely proportional to the time it takes to read them. Short ones are always funnier. Your last one would be funnier if it stopped at the first question mark.

"The veneer is a little on the dark side"
"Luke. I am your mother... father!"

Okay, so we've established that I suck and that I'm not a comedian, but you get the idea.


LMAO! So the best ones!
"I'm all about the wordplay."

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2005, 07:55:15 pm »
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the one about Leias undies was also good

More bikini than underwear although Jabba himself never wore any clothing :P