i want to prank call someone and be like:
Hello this is Rafonda from the FBI, we are calling regarding your child ripping the tags off of mattresses in the department store. As it warns on the mattress, you may not remove the tags unless you are the consumer by law. We need you to give [some random #] a call to avoid a fine of $5,000 or a sentence in jail for one month.
then they'll be confused and try to say "I don't have kids [or] my children didn't do that."
then i'll say: "We caught them on store security cameras and did a finger print test, as i said previously please call [number] to pay your fine have a good day [hangs up]"
it sounds almost as funny as calling taco bell customer service and yelling:
"PUBES IN TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"