For those of you that don't know already, I'm in finals week here at the lovely Georgia Southern University. Anywho, my friend made up a list of the Top Ten signs of semester burnout, and I thought I would share them with you all.
10. When your study schedule is based on the rationale that you "might" actually die before the test!
9. When your absence exceeds your attendance.
8. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you to make it through Monday.
7. When your favorite paperweight says "Bud Light"
6. When the campus drunk tells you you should study more.
5. The test papers are no longer worthy of the fridge door.
4. When you start showering after class rather than before.
3. When you are swamped with homework and spend your time making up a list like this.
2. You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than you have actually spent studying.
And the #1 sign of semester burnout is....
1. When your parents inquire about your grades, you sing the cookie monster song (C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...)