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« on: April 01, 2003, 04:56:12 pm »
Fifty Amazing-but-True Facts!


* The Mongolian pony is the only animal other than an elephant
  capable of fending off an attack by a healthy adult tiger.

* Because of their unusual shape, Hershey's Kisses contain more
  calories per ounce than the same amount of chocolate in other
  forms.

* The French language has seventeen different words for
  "surrender."

* The average person can fit exactly one half of their pinky
  finger in one of their nostrils.  However, if an attempt is
  made to put a pinky finger in EACH nostril, only one quarter
  of each will fit.

* Showing off at a party one evening, Chopin played the entire
  "Minute Waltz" in under 10 seconds.

* If the air in your car's tires is not completely replaced every
  two years, it can turn to liquid and cause severe damage.

* If you tar and feather a 2x4 and place it in your yard, it will
  ward off bats.

* The largest home in the United States, North Carolina's Biltmore
  House, was originally intended to be the official residence of a
  new monarchy to be established when the South rose again.

* The Toltec calendar was based on a 360-day year, with each day
  being about 24 hours and 20 minutes long.

* The universal size of the credit card is based entirely on the
  size of the 1960s US Communist Party membership card.  Credit
  cards were designed so that they wouldn't cause the Communist
  Party card to stand out.

* Nobody born in Kentucky has ever been elected to Congress.

* In an effort to improve the nutritional value of its "Shamrock
  shakes," McDonald's colors them with broccoli extract.

* Winston Churchill was born with a third nipple, which he removed
  himself with nail-clippers at the age of 14.

* Only a single dissenting vote prevented the death penalty in
  Texas from being carried out by immersing the convicted person
  in a nest of fire ants.

* If you place a fresh Viagra tablet in a houseplant's soil
  every six months, the plant will not wilt.

* The ancient Arabic word "jorgbushii" translates roughly to "evil
  one who comes disguised in peace to drink Earth's black blood."

* In Finland, "Sintter Klaas" brings bad children a small bag of
  old toenail clippings.

* The practice of putting a letter "e" in front of words to mean
  "web-based" (e.g., eBusiness, eLearning, etc.) was patented by
  Microsoft in 1992.  They are waiting until their anti-trust
  trial has been officially completed to begin enforcing it.

* The noun "sled" originates from the name of a 18th-century
  mountaineer from Finland, Schletz Linden, whose body was used
  by his climbing partner to slide down a mountain during a
  winter storm after he froze to death.

* If a cricket were the size of Mount Rushmore, it could jump
  to the moon.

* The increase in the amount of metals mined and brought to the
  surface of the earth in order to manufacture SUVs has caused
  higher tides in the Northern Hemisphere.

* Children conceived on airplanes never suffer from motion sickness.

* The life span of dogs allowed to dine in cat litter boxes is on
  average 18 percent longer than that of dogs restricted to
  commercial diets.

* Charles Darwin once attempted to breed flying monkeys by
  crossing chimpanzees with vultures.

* The steady, rhythmic sound produced by dripping water increases
  the capacity for sleeping males to experience lucid sexual
  dreams.

* Blue water in a toilet bowl causes males to urinate 7 percent
  more.

* Women who use chewing tobacco are three times LESS likely to
  accidentally swallow it while they are pregnant.

* The melody of the classic hymn "Amazing Grace" originated from
  a 12th-century pagan song celebrating masturbation.

* The Federal Department of Online Commerce has been compiling
  a list of US-based e-mail addresses.  Once 100 million addresses
  have been collected, the list will be sold to online marketers
  as part of President Bush's plan to reduce the deficit.

* A 9-volt battery contains roughly the same amount of kinetic
  energy as a bowl of Lucky Charms.

* The Yanomami tribesmen of the Amazon basin can track game birds
  by the slight difference in warmth their shadows create on the
  forest floor as they fly by, for up to an hour after the birds
  have departed.

* Contrary to the popular saying, 99 percent of the time you
  lead a horse to water, it'll drink on its own.

* The first Ford Excursion was actually designed and built in
  1951.  It was never marketed because the then-current braking
  technology required a drum 3 feet wide on each wheel.

* Rapid deforestation has decreased the friction of the surface
  of the Earth, causing it to spin infinitesimally faster and
  thereby cool the air, combating global warming.

* The flush toilet was invented in Flushing, NY.

* The inner core of most standard golf balls is made of nougat,
  which helps the balls remain aloft longer.

* On occasions when the sun is shining brightly on falling
  snowflakes, they contain enough ionic charge to stun insects.
  Observation of this phenomenon inspired the invention of the
  bug zapper.

* Over the last two decades, more Americans died of heart attacks
  while watching horror movies in movie theaters than died while
  sky-diving.

* A common misconception is that the term "salsa dancing" derives
  from the food condiment called salsa.  Actually, the dance was
  invented in the 1930s by a dance teacher named Frankie Salsa.

* Every common food product, with the exception of fish and veal,
  contains some traces of peanut enzymes.

* The number of words in the Bible divided by the number of
  verses equals exactly 666.

* An 18th-century law still on the books in Vermont makes it
  illegal for a woman to lick a stamp in a public place.

* Anthropologists have discovered a tribe of South American
  monkeys with a rudimentary system of government analogous
  to our own three-branch form of government.

* Constipation kills nearly twice as many people as diarrhea,
  mainly because the former mostly afflicts the old and weak
  while the latter mostly affects young, strong children.

* It is physically impossible to urinate and give blood at the
  same time.

* If you fill a standard 750ml wine bottle with live hornets,
  their angry buzzing will resonate at precisely the right
  frequency to shatter the glass.

* During his famous "Blue Period," Pablo Picasso invented the
  substance that eventually became known as Play-Doh.

* Every year in the fall, Niagara Falls is shut down for
  maintenance for 24 hours.  The flow is diverted using a massive
  series of pipes and spigots built for this purpose in 1837.

* The rare Chilean hummingbird has been known to suck blood from
  animals like a giant mosquito.

* Tap dancers frequently forget to breathe normally during
  difficult routines, resulting in an average of 200 tap
  dancing-related tragedies per year.

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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2003, 05:09:35 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2003, 05:13:48 pm »
* The French language has seventeen different words for
  "surrender." hehe

* The average person can fit exactly one half of their pinky
  finger in one of their nostrils.  However, if an attempt is
  made to put a pinky finger in EACH nostril, only one quarter
  of each will fit. LIES

* Nobody born in Kentucky has ever been elected to Congress. I still have faith in my Government after all

* Winston Churchill was born with a third nipple, which he removed
  himself with nail-clippers at the age of 14. A nubbin!

* Only a single dissenting vote prevented the death penalty in
  Texas from being carried out by immersing the convicted person
  in a nest of fire ants. We know it wasn't Dubya

* The ancient Arabic word "jorgbushii" translates roughly to "evil
  one who comes disguised in peace to drink Earth's black blood." AKA Martha Stewart

* If a cricket were the size of Mount Rushmore, it could jump
  to the moon. Eek

* Children conceived on airplanes never suffer from motion sickness. Guess my parents weren't in the mile high club

* Charles Darwin once attempted to breed flying monkeys by
  crossing chimpanzees with vultures. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too

* The steady, rhythmic sound produced by dripping water increases
  the capacity for sleeping males to experience lucid sexual
  dreams. Like they need the help

* Women who use chewing tobacco are three times LESS likely to
  accidentally swallow it while they are pregnant. But 4 times more likely to look like white trash

* The melody of the classic hymn "Amazing Grace" originated from
  a 12th-century pagan song celebrating masturbation. How sweet the sound

* The inner core of most standard golf balls is made of nougat,
  which helps the balls remain aloft longer. Mmm...creamy

* The number of words in the Bible divided by the number of
  verses equals exactly 666. *runs away*

* Anthropologists have discovered a tribe of South American
  monkeys with a rudimentary system of government analogous
  to our own three-branch form of government. Also known as the Bushmen

* Constipation kills nearly twice as many people as diarrhea,
  mainly because the former mostly afflicts the old and weak
  while the latter mostly affects young, strong children. Shoulda taken Metamucil

* It is physically impossible to urinate and give blood at the
  same time. Good to know

* If you fill a standard 750ml wine bottle with live hornets,
  their angry buzzing will resonate at precisely the right
  frequency to shatter the glass. LMAO...here honey...I brought you something

* The rare Chilean hummingbird has been known to suck blood from
  animals like a giant mosquito. I need a bigger zapper
I think you underestimate the level of my sneakiness

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2003, 06:13:41 pm »
Nice lol
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2003, 06:39:30 pm »
Interesting . . .I wonder who had the time to MAKE THESE UP.

I won't bother dissecting them.

Still, a good read.

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« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2003, 12:36:08 am »
Quote from: "TSE"
Interesting . . .I wonder who had the time to MAKE THESE UP.
I won't bother dissecting them.
Still, a good read.

Written from people that make submittions to the daily Top 5 List site. Instead of doing their usual list, or even sending out a joke list, they compliled all those and told people to forward them as actual facts. hehe

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« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2003, 06:54:50 am »
The one about conressmen from Kentucky is one of the funniest... too dissectable (sp?).  In fact, if I remember correctly, we have a representative that was born in Kentucky that represents GA.
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