What's the cheesiest pick up line you've ever gotten?

[darkcarnival13]

one time one of my guy friends asked me what my name was (don't ask) and i said that he should know and he's all like, " Yeah...it's maddog...i mean...Maddie". So, i told him nice save and he said:

Thanks, you should see my home runs.

[NESSAussie]

I was on the receiving end of a phone call that started out quite innocently

"Do you have a mortgage?"

Just when I thought this was someone working for a financing agency, she
finishes by asking for my email address  In a week when I've received so
many tele-marketing calls, its a little cheesey to get "picked up" like this

I've never really gotten anything cheesy, just rude. "

btw really nice use of the Lucire pic of V in your sig! The purple is way cool!

Peace

Aaron