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« on: May 28, 2003, 02:56:08 pm »
If you ever get pulled over by the police be sure to say "sir" at the end of every sentence  :wink:
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But I have to say I love the feeling of anything going up my butt, it just drives me wild.

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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2003, 02:54:43 am »
Well, until they've actually written the ticket ;) Then its time to turn on the rudeness.

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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2003, 04:21:11 am »
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Well, until they've actually written the ticket ;) Then its time to turn on the rudeness.

.. so they can throw in an arrest for "being rude to a police officer" and hit you with sticks for fun =)

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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2003, 04:38:15 am »
what if its a woman cop??

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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2003, 04:44:06 am »
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what if its a woman cop??

Then I guess you get arrested for called her sir .. scary .. just don't try to charm her cos you might get a stick in your face haha

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2003, 05:58:53 am »
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what if its a woman cop??


Then it's a LOT more fun when the hit you with the baton :wink:
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2003, 06:10:07 am »
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what if its a woman cop??


Then it's a LOT more fun when the hit you with the baton :wink:
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This is the reason why i didnt give you another option  :wink:
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2003, 06:14:59 am »
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what if its a woman cop??


Then it's a LOT more fun when the hit you with the baton :wink:
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This is the reason why i didnt give you another option  :wink:


*looks around the thread warily*

Ok, this is a funny story but its very politically incorrect.

So about 4 years ago, this guy dove into my lane and hit the side of my car.  So the cop shows up, and its a female, and shes taking our statements.  Im talking to the cop and my friends are standing about 15 feet away.

One of them says something about "what do you call a female police officer?  I guess mam? or just officer?" and my friend Todd responds with "No no no, they prefer Dyke".

Of course, he says it loud enough for ME to hear... i strained not to laugh.  Which means SHE probabaly heard it.  Which is probably why I got a bad write up and had to file a law suit to get my money from his insurance.

the bastard.

Still funny though.
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