Not trying to be mean, but you guys are well behind some of the others I received on another board. :razz: Some of my personal favorites:
" I'll never understand kinky women... I put on the suit and then she disappears!"
" Quietly, the black knight pondered his next move. Hmm.. c4 or d5???"
"WHAT?!? Oh, like I'm the only guy who ever saw 'Creative Black Tie' on a wedding invitation and made this mistake? And now I'll be cooking dinner all f*ing week to make up for it."
But my own personal favorite...
"I invade planets, I kill off the Jedi, I'm running a fucking Galactic Empire here ... what does it take to get somebody to put the goddamn bread where I can find it when I want a sandwich!?!"