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Vanessa at The Deli
« on: August 16, 2007, 07:19:57 am »
The deli is a funny satire site that tears into celebrities. Pleasant surprise to see Vanessa on it....and being SUPPORTED!

http://www.the-deli.org/?s=VANESSA+CARLTON

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I especially like the one where they say
"Here she is filming some more of the hot vid for her new single, Nolita Fairytale which basically talks about her old record label and how they are angry ass vaginas who should eat shit and die and ALSO how she is basically fabulous."
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 08:42:55 am »
lmao at this:

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God I love her and I love crying myself to sleep to her stupid soppy songs about that TEENAGE ANGST y'all know I just haven't had. I'm jealous this hot shit lost hers to someone she writes a song about. I lost mine to a hobo who promised me a twinkie but LIED. Here she is in GIANT magazine this month for her comeback. I'd give that broken twinkie promise for her legs.
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 08:51:40 am »
Sheez, almost like Perez Hilton:

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Harmonium provided to be better. MUCH better, Infact this slut (I am trying to phase out slut, it will be a tough journey) hot bitch made one of the best records we've ever listened too. Teenage drama a plenty in soaring, beautifully produced classical pop. But her label treated the album like straight up shit and so she left them and is now with The INC to release her third record, which is getting more attention already. Heres the first pic from the album's shoot and she looks hot.


She's been gettin a LOT of publicity lately even though how bad and rude it is.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 10:06:44 am »
Ugh, I don't really like how he calls her (sorry, calling someone a slut cannot be nice in any way you put it).
Even though he seems to like NF, that doesn't show much respect to her as a person...
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2007, 10:08:10 am »
I agree I mean its like saying oh your a slut..just kidding...no you werent I mean why would you say that! Thats why I hate reading stroys if its from that perez dude.
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 10:27:16 am »
lol this website is not the same is perezhilton, there are lots of celeb sites and PerezHilton rips them off.

I guess I don't see anything wrong with it because im used to seeing sites like this and "get" the sense of humour, the use of derogatory terms like slut and bitch are actually to poke fun at the kind of dumb scum speak rather than it actually being genuine. On that site theres a story on Britney Spears and the writer is pretty verbose and drops the ghetto speak. It's an act for laughs guys.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2007, 12:05:08 pm »
Actually, Ghis, some use slut/ho/bitch/cuntfaceassmuncher... as endearing phrases. I do it all the time. =]
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2007, 12:07:52 pm »
hahaha that was pretty funny...
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2007, 12:17:36 pm »
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Actually, Ghis, some use slut/ho/bitch/cuntfaceassmuncher... as endearing phrases. I do it all the time. =]

I understand people using them to make fun of FRIENDS but not speaking of someone you don't know.
It's like I'm sitting at a bar and call the waitress "yo bitch, can I get my drink asap, you ho?": it's just rude.
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2007, 12:32:54 pm »
I think it's demeaning all the way around. I wouldn't even call my friends that. It's rude and unintelligent.
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2007, 12:38:02 pm »
Ooh the blog has caused quite a stir! Well, it is demeaning and quite ghastly if you ask me. I would never ever call anyone who I don't know a bitch or a slut. Even though my friends call me a "man whore", it's all joking and I'm very sure they don't mean it, at least I hope not. :?
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 12:49:09 pm »
Ghastly? Who the fuck uses that word anymore?
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Re: Ghastly
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2007, 01:06:16 pm »
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Ghastly? Who the fuck uses that word anymore?

Well, me when I'm loopy!!!  :D  :D  :D
Also, when I try to use my faux Brit accent like Maddona.  :)
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2007, 01:20:42 pm »
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Ghastly? Who the fuck uses that word anymore?


lmao man you are harsh!  :2guns:
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2007, 03:50:33 pm »
lol you guys are failing to see that the writer has used lingo he/she knows will appeal to the readerbase of that website to push Vanessa.

From the occasional serious posts there I know they are intelligent. If you go to the About Us section you'll see the site is a SATIRE site designed to lampoon people who speak and act like this, and also to poke fun at tabloid fascination with celebrities. I personally find this kind of humour ridiculously funny. I mean, I guess that's because I understand that theres no harsh meanings behind the words.

Sometimes fans let their blind love for someone become too defensive.
Words like slut and bitch don't always have to be offensive, whilst they are in a widely social situation, are definitely not on a blog like this. They are part of a standard vocab on this kind of site. It may not be to your tastes but i just think you guys shouldn't see it as an attack on her character, because there is no way that writer would even promote her single if he or she didn't like Vanessa Carlton.

It is a popular site, so it's good news for Vanessa.
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