(I didn't make these up)
You know you're old when...
...You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
... You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
... At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
... It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
... Getting 'lucky' means you found your car in the parking lot.
... You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
... You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
