I love shopping, but yet when i return from it i always say to myself.... "Fuck that Holly, NEVER EVER RETURN TO THAT STORE!!!" but i always do....help me! i need help for my Post-Tuesday Shopping Trauma.
Maybe Vanessa will fund a helpline....(thats why its in this Forum!!!)
Its still far too off topic, so it was moved -Vmod
I was diagnosed with this syndrome when i was 12, i used to get home from a day at school, and run to the nearest shop to get my next "Fix"
Symtoms include:
*Foot ache
*Leg Ache
*all-round ache
*poverty
Yes! the worst of all these symtoms is Poverty. Its a bad, bad, bad thing and must be wrestled with!!!!
The things we do to get our "Fix":
People suffering fro this disease go into stores without cause, or reason. They use "Eau-de shopping mall" perfume and even steal other peoples credit-cards to pay for their fix.....oh the sweet smell of a good 'ol shopping day.....ehem, well back to the point!!!
If you think you may suffer from this "disease" contact your nearest doctor or this phone number : 555-get-over-yourself-and-stop-shopping
Vanessa, and NESSAholics please, please fund this worthy cause. The women and men of this world will be better off with a helpline.
Seriously random, Holly
p.s This does not only happen on a Tuesday, there is different strains of the disease. The "Week-end" strain is most common, i have a rare strain found only in ME!!!! Be aware its CONTAGEOUS!!!