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Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« on: August 18, 2011, 03:40:03 pm »
I've been meaning to start this thread for a while and I've finally gotten around to it. I search Vanessa's name on Twitter sometimes to check for updates/see what people are saying about her. Some posts I find highly amusing, most are sweet, and others infuriating. Just wanted to share some and see what you guys think.


reapahgam reapah
@VanessaCarlton is killin you niggas on the piano, murdering, destroyin and causing Armageddon! KILLIN YOU NIGGAS!!!!

reapahgam reapah
And buss how @VanessaCarlton ain't even need a cd case with album work to sell her albums HA HAAA! SHE WENT PAPERBACK ON YOU NIGGAS!

EverJuly Julie 'July' M.
Dear Vanessa Carlton, why walk a thousand miles when you have a driving piano?

morvay Jonathan Morvay
That doesn't impress Vanessa Carlton. RT @stefasaurusrexx: I walked 27 miles today

googlyotterr Kyle Gugliotta
That awkward moment when vanessa carlton drives out of your garage on a piano.

saramallen Sara DeNatalie
In the car heading home after leaving that disaster early. Listening to some Vanessa Carlton to remind myself what talent sounds like.

Judnikki Judnikki
Did Michelle Branch and Vanessa Carlton marry each other and step out of the spotlight?

PalomaBlanco Paloma Blanco
Vanessa carlton was such a bitch when I got my juice instead of hers at my daily fresh juice spot.take ur Hollywood attitude back to cali. (I tweeted the girl who posted this but she never replied.)

HeartlessRnB Clark Kent
she got lost walkin' a thousand miles RT @Shes_meLodic_ Whatever happen to Vanessa Carlton? Lol

ItsNotMattD Matt D
It was rude of Alannis Morrisette's little sister to change her name to Vanessa Carlton.

thepatrickwalsh Patrick Walsh
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles for you. Vanessa Carlton would walk 1,000 miles to see you. I will walk to the door if you knock.


Feel free to post any interesting ones you come across!




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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2011, 05:07:51 pm »
as for the juice thing... if someone cut me in line and got what was supposed to be mine, I would be a bitch too.  I hate when people cut me in line!
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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2011, 06:38:12 pm »
as for the juice thing... if someone cut me in line and got what was supposed to be mine, I would be a bitch too.  I hate when people cut me in line!

Preach on! Haha.


I saw this tweet from some guy the day Amy Winehouse died and he was like here's a list of other famous musicians who died at the age of 27. And Vanessa Carlton was on there. And I replied "um...she isn't dead" And he said "Obviously your sense of humor is".
All I remember thinking is wtf. What an ass. Eh oh well. There will always be haters.
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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2011, 07:17:10 pm »
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That awkward moment when vanessa carlton drives out of your garage on a piano.


HAHAHAH!!!! x)

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2011, 07:19:13 pm »
Some of those tweets are hilarious!

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2011, 08:22:26 pm »
I found a few random ones.

ChaseMit Chase Mitchell
I bet no one would notice if someone swapped Vanessa Carlton with Michelle Branch. Not even them.

beardsaywhat Geoff Tock
Sometimes I think I'm a real badass, but then that Vanessa Carlton song comes on and I remember yeah, not so much.

chuffzz cierra hufffff
 @tinabear_ omg do you remember in first grade when we'd sing vanessa carlton at recess and pretend we'd have bfs.

The_SummerMan Frazier Tharpe
that Vanessa Carlton song has got to be one of the hardest beats of all time

An4n4nA Chris Tomnay
i talk about vanessa carlton about a third as much as I think about her and I talk about her alot

Tarable_ Tara Urso
So apparently I'm going to the most random ass show next month. Matt nathanson and vanessa carlton at the 9:30 club?

nineohfive CD
Vanessa Carlton's new song, I Don't Want to Be A Bride, is the international song of denial for all the uggo's out there.

I don't like the last one...

« Last Edit: August 18, 2011, 08:26:24 pm by Onyx »

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2011, 09:33:48 pm »
ChesterJrTravis Travis
Whoa, just got the answer to my Vanessa Carlton question. Shes been hiding as Snooki this whole time!

OffsetAlex Offset
man can michelle branch and vanessa carlton come back and collab on a an album. id buy that

yungidyl JoJo
#youknowyoublack when you know Vanessa Carlton :Thousand Miles" song as "That one song from White Chicks" LOL!

kassisuxx kassi m
vanessa carlton has the voice of an angel.

Just a few extra. Haha. I can't stand the second to last one, AND first one. Degrading, disgusting associations.

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2011, 11:00:53 pm »
all these tweets make me hopeful

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2011, 11:07:00 pm »
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morvay Jonathan Morvay
That doesn't impress Vanessa Carlton. RT @stefasaurusrexx: I walked 27 miles today

this made me laugh a lot :D


I found these (i like the first one!):
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Just watched the "Grenade" mv for the 1st time. Sorry Bruno, but Vanessa Carlton did the piano traveling better.

looovelo Lo Bear
If you dont like a thousand miles by Vanessa Carlton, go die.

corybrown Cory Brown
Vanessa Carlton is sucks.

"Is sucks"

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2011, 01:58:39 am »
It's good thing that V is still remembered. I think that she's been a sort of underground icon to many.

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2011, 03:43:20 am »
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vanessa carlton has the voice of an angel.

omg, i dont know why but this made me laugh so much lol

the "is sucks" is gold lol
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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2011, 06:18:46 am »
googlyotterr Kyle Gugliotta
That awkward moment when vanessa carlton drives out of your garage on a piano.



This made me lol.  :D

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2011, 07:09:06 am »
kassisuxx kassi m
vanessa carlton has the voice of an angel.

omg, i dont know why but this made me laugh so much lol


LOL I don't know why but I laughing so hard right now. Probably because i picture her singing in a church, wearing white and having wings lol

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Re: Best (and Worst) of Vanessa Carlton on Twitter
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2011, 05:14:44 pm »
I found more:

@LutherChristian Luther Christian
I'm going to walk down the block with an oversized boom box on my shoulder blasting 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton.

@OwtRev Frank Smart
I need some real hood gangster music...where is my Crip CD, or my DMX, Wu Tang, or Vanessa Carlton I love 1000 miles! Don't judge me

@_Brytni Brytni
how can anyone take "a thousand miles" vanessa carlton, seriously anymore...lolz

@iStanForMusic Mariah CAREY. ^_^
I didn't know Vanessa Carlton was bi! How cute.

@sam_chater Samantha Chater
er I kind of forgot that last.fm would inform interested parties that sometimes i still listen to Vanessa Carlton album tracks



It seems like these people are either making fun or her, or are embarrassed to like her. :\
I have a really cool The Fray gif that I would like to put here, but I don't know how. :(