I think . . . I think . . . I think I would only buy those condoms if they were Trojans with the Virgin logo-thing on it. Yeah. Like, CD store condoms? What's that? That's like buying McDonald's tampons. Not right.
Maybe the Trojan condom people were supporting Virgin (stores). Yes. I think that's likely. Just like, McDonald's is supporting Tampax. I can't wait 'til I see tampons in happy meals. Lmao. I would die.