What if "spoon" was spelled "sboon"

[TSE]

lol .. easy there .. no need to take it all serious =P

Anyway .. you did imply that because it's exactly what you said .. "a lot of dictionaries would be incorrect"

But yes.. don't worry.. I know humour when I see it ;o)

The third purpose of the dictionary is to throw it at people who take things too seriously =P

Yay!  *buys lots and lots of dictionaries*
 8O
What are you looking at?
 8O
I know a lot of people!

[Zebrakorn]

lol .. easy there .. no need to take it all serious =P

Anyway .. you did imply that because it's exactly what you said .. "a lot of dictionaries would be incorrect"

But yes.. don't worry.. I know humour when I see it ;o)

The third purpose of the dictionary is to throw it at people who take things too seriously =P

Yay!  *buys lots and lots of dictionaries*
 8O
What are you looking at?
 8O
I know a lot of people!

I'm going to start an Association for Dictionary Throwing .. will you be my first member, Chris? =)

[TSE]

I'm going to start an Association for Dictionary Throwing .. will you be my first member, Chris? =)

hmmmm . . .  Do we get membership cards?  And T-Shirts?  And cake?

[Zebrakorn]

I'm going to start an Association for Dictionary Throwing .. will you be my first member, Chris? =)

hmmmm . . .  Do we get membership cards?  And T-Shirts?  And cake?

Yup. All of that stuff and a free green paperclip!

[TSE]

Yup. All of that stuff and a free green paperclip!

Whoa!  Hold on!  I donno about that paperclip.  I mean, now everyone will wan to join!  Who will be left to throw things at?

[Zebrakorn]

Yup. All of that stuff and a free green paperclip!

Whoa!  Hold on!  I donno about that paperclip.  I mean, now everyone will wan to join!  Who will be left to throw things at?

Well we can have practice sessions where we throw them at each other in a safe and controlled environment.. I mean.. we'll have to practice..

[TSE]

Well we can have practice sessions where we throw them at each other in a safe and controlled environment.. I mean.. we'll have to practice..

With little dictionaries.  Right?   "Cause I'm not sure about this whole getting hit thing . . .

[Zebrakorn]

With little dictionaries.  Right?   "Cause I'm not sure about this whole getting hit thing . . .

No .. normal size, but they'll be rubber training dictionaries, so it won't matter if you get hit =)

[TSE]

No .. normal size, but they'll be rubber training dictionaries, so it won't matter if you get hit =)

I see you've thought this out!  Is there a rule book I could look at?

[Zebrakorn]

I see you've thought this out!  Is there a rule book I could look at?

I'm working on it.. it's all kind of in note form at the moment. It's mainly going to consist of a set of rules, ideals, or 'paths' .. much like the paths to enlightenment in Buddhism.

[TSE]

I'm working on it.. it's all kind of in note form at the moment. It's mainly going to consist of a set of rules, ideals, or 'paths' .. much like the paths to enlightenment in Buddhism.

I see.  Expanding your audience.

[Zebrakorn]

I'm working on it.. it's all kind of in note form at the moment. It's mainly going to consist of a set of rules, ideals, or 'paths' .. much like the paths to enlightenment in Buddhism.

I see.  Expanding your audience.

Yeah. You never know.. a few hundred years from now this could have evolved into a religion and I could be some kind of holy figure! You'd end up some kind of saint or something, seeing as you're the first member! =)

[TSE]

Yeah. You never know.. a few hundred years from now this could have evolved into a religion and I could be some kind of holy figure! You'd end up some kind of saint or something, seeing as you're the first member! =)

Yes.  Eternal bliss throwing dictionaries.

[Zebrakorn]

Yes.  Eternal bliss throwing dictionaries.

Yup! I think that about sums it up. In fact .. can I use that? *scribbles it down on a scrap of paper*

[TSE]

Yes.  Eternal bliss throwing dictionaries.

Yup! I think that about sums it up. In fact .. can I use that? *scribbles it down on a scrap of paper*

Yeah sure . . .I was just thinking . . .