LMAO...I was waiting for you to get to that
OMG WTF 1!!!!!
Haha.
Here, I went to Mass this morning with my Grandmother, and I decided to translate the Nicene Creed . . .
W3 BLEIV3 IN ON3 GOD DA FATH3R DA ALMIGHTY
MAEKR OF HEAEVN AND AARTH OF AL TAHT IS SEN AND UNSEN1!!!1!!1 W3 BLEIVA IN ON3 LORD JESUS DA ONLY SON OF GOD1!!1 ETERNALY BGOTEN OF DA FATHAR
GOD1!!11! OMG FROM GOD LIGHT FROM LIGHT TRUE GOD FROM TRUA GOD
BGOTEN!1!1!!1! OMG WTF NOT MAED ONE IN BNG WIT DA FATH3R!!!!!!!1 OMG THROUGH HIM AL THNGS WERA MAED!1!1!11 LOL FOR US MEN AND FOR OUR SALVATION HA CME DOWN FROM H3AEVN BY TEH POWER OF TEH HOLY SPIRIT HA WAS BORN OF TEH VIRGIN MARY AND BCOME MAN!!1!! OMG LOL FOR OUR SAEK HE WAS CRUCIFEID UNDER PONTIUS PILAET
HE SUFAR3D DEID AND WAS BUREID!!11 OMG WTF ON TEH THIRD DAY H3 ROSA AGANE IN FULFILMENT OF TEH SCRIPTURES H3 ASC3NDAD IN2 HEAEVN AND IS SAAETD AT DA RIGHT HAND OF DA FATHER!1111!11 WTF LOL HA WIL COME AGANE IN GLORY 2 JUDG3 TEH LIVNG AND TEH D3AD AND HIS KNGDOM WIL HAEV NO 3ND!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL W3 BLEIVA IN TEH HOLY SPIRIT TEH LORD DA GIEVR OF LIEF!!1!1!1 OMG WHO PROCEDS FROM DA FATHAR AND TEH SON!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL WIT DA FATH3R AND DA SON HE IS WORSHIEPD AND GLORIFEID!1!!11! WTF HE HAS SPOKAN THROUGH DA PROPHATS!!11! W3 BLEIVE IN ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOS2LIC CHURCH1111!1 OMG WTF LOL WE AKNOWLADG3 ONE BAPTISM FOR TEH FORGIEVN3S OF SINS!11111 OMG WTF LOL W3 LOK FOR TEH RASUR3CTION OF DA D3AD AND TEH LIEF OF DA WORLD 2 COME1!!11 OMG
That's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.