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« on: July 15, 2003, 05:40:17 pm »
This is way too funny. You can translate English into 12yr old AOLer.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2003, 06:09:31 pm »
TAHT IS O COL!11!11 OMG LOL V3RY FUNY1!!!1 OMG LOL I LOV3 IT
LOL WTF?  LOL

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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2003, 06:20:08 pm »
Quote from: "TSE"
TAHT IS O COL!11!11 OMG LOL V3RY FUNY1!!!1 OMG LOL I LOV3 IT
LOL WTF?  LOL


where is my C?  :cry:  hiding under the translator...

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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2003, 06:57:19 pm »
Hey, you could create new commands and stuff on this:

{HYPERLINK"C:\DATA\08TOYS.XLS"}

{HYP3RLINKC\DATA\082YSXLS}11111!1 OMG


doesn't work as well on numbers though...

3.141592653589793238462643

3141592653589793238462643!11!1 OMG

no good for making code also......

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2003, 07:17:23 pm »
Quote from: "LimeTwister"
Quote from: "TSE"
TAHT IS O COL!11!11 OMG LOL V3RY FUNY1!!!1 OMG LOL I LOV3 IT
LOL WTF?  LOL


where is my C?  :cry:  hiding under the translator...


U DON LIEK MEH WEN I TLAK LIEK DIS?  Y JOEY Y?

(And I made that one up on my own no traslator!)

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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2003, 07:28:13 pm »
What's wrong with AOL?

WUT WRONG WIT AOL??!?!? LOL
katiakaysha: you win
katiakaysha: you're right

I'm on a mission to piss the world off.  Is it your turn yet?!

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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2003, 08:24:42 pm »
Interesting, but flawed ...lol. They forgot to make the typing like "tHiS" and they forgot that people like to spell "me" as "meeh!!!!" lol

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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2003, 06:38:50 am »
I THINK AOL IS SHITY TAHT IS Y MAH COMPUTAR IS BROKEN B/C OF DANG AOL111!!1!! WTF

nothing overly wrong with the post. -Vulture

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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2003, 09:30:52 am »
TEH DIXEI CHIKS WER3 AEWSOM3 LAST NIGHT

12 year olds are retarded o_O
I think you underestimate the level of my sneakiness

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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2003, 10:10:18 am »
"Why hello there old chum, how are you on this fine morning?"

Y HELO THEIR OLD CHUM HOW R U ON THIS FIEN MORNNG?!!?!???! OMG WTF

i love how they just throw in those 'omg's and 'wtf's. ahh the chuckles.
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2003, 10:16:50 am »
Quote from: "rosieposy87"
"Why hello there old chum, how are you on this fine morning?"

Y HELO THEIR OLD CHUM HOW R U ON THIS FIEN MORNNG?!!?!???! OMG WTF

i love how they just throw in those 'omg's and 'wtf's. ahh the chuckles.


I think my favorite part is the mixing of the I's and E's and just randomly leaving out letters!

I think, from now on, im gonna throw in random OMG's and WTF's into my posts! OMG1!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

hehehehehe.

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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2003, 10:43:26 am »
ENGLISH-2-12-Y3AR-OLD-AOLAR TRANSLA2R

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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2003, 11:09:18 am »
I WAS STANE3D WIT A ROLE IN A DAY NOT MAH OWN
BUT AS U WOK3D IN2 MAH LIEF U SHOW3D WUT NEDED 2 B SHOWN
AND I ALWAYS KN3W WUT WAS RIGHT I JUST DIDNT KNOW TAHT I MIGHT
PEL AWAY AND CHOS3 2 SE WIT SUCH A DIFERANT SIGHT

AND I WIL NAV3R SE DA SKY DA SM3 WAY AND
I WIL LEARN 2 SAY GOD-BYA 2 Y3STERDAY AND
I WIL N3VER C3AES 2 FLY IF HELD DOWN AND
I WIL ALWAYS R3ACH 2 HIGH CAUSA IV3 SEN CAUSA IVE SEN TWILIGHT

N3VER CAERD NEVAR WANTED
N3V3R SOUGHT 2 SE WUT FLAUNTAD
SO ON PURPOSA SO IN MAH FAEC CUDNT SE BYOND MAH OWN PLAEC
AND IT WAS SO EASY NOT 2 BHOLD WUT I CUD HOLD
BUT U TAUGHT M3 I CUD CHANG3 WUT CMA WITHIN THESE SHALOW DAYS

AND I WIL NEVER SE DA SKY TEH SME WAY AND
I WIL L3ARN 2 SAY GOD-BYE 2 Y3ST3RDAY AND
I WIL N3VER C3AES 2 FLY IF H3LD DOWN AND
I WIL ALWAYS RAACH 2 HIGH CAUS3 IV3 SEN CAUSA IVE SEN

AS TEH SUN SHIENS THROUGH IT PUSHES AWAY AND PUSHES AEHAD
IT FILS TEH WARMTH OF BLU3 AND LAAEVS A CHIL INST3AD AND
I DIDNT KNOW TAHT I CUD B SO BLIND 2 AL TAHT IS SO R3AL
BUT AS ILUSION DEIS I SE THEIR IS SO MUCH 2 B REV3AELD

AND I WIL NEVER SE TEH SKY TEH SME WAY AND
I WIL LEARN 2 SAY GOD-BY3 2 YASTERDAY AND
I WIL N3VER CEAES 2 FLY IF H3LD DOWN AND
I WIL ALWAYS RAACH 2 HIGH CAUS3 IV3 SEN CAUS3 IVE SEN TWILIGHT

I WAS STANEED BY A ROLE IN A DAY NOT MAH OWN
BUT AS U WOKED IN2 MAH LIEF U SHOWED WUT NED3D 2 B SHOWN
AND I ALWAYS KNEW WUT WAS RIGHT
I JUST DIDNT KNOW TAHT I MIGHT
PEL AWAY AND CHOS3 2 SE WIT SUCH A DIFERENT SIGHT

AND I WIL NEVAR SE DA SKY TEH SM3 WAY AND
I WIL LEARN 2 SAY GOD-BYE 2 YESTERDAY AND
I WIL N3VER CAAES 2 FLY IF HALD DOWN AND
I WIL ALWAYS REACH 2 HIGH CAUS3 IVE SEN CAUS3 IVA SEN TWILIGHT.
!!!111!1!!1!1!1!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL

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« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2003, 11:21:16 am »
HAHA!

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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2003, 11:42:38 am »
Kevin .... that is even scarier than BMTL translated into 12 Year old AOL'er *is afraid, very afraid*  :evil::!:
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