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« on: July 18, 2003, 08:19:52 am »
Man Cuts Off, Eats Own Penis

Police Say He Had Taken Hallucinogenic Drugs

Jul 14, 2003 4:57 pm US/Mountain
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) Police in Malaysia say a man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it.

They say he had taken hallucinogenic drugs that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.

A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took the drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation center.

Malaysia's national news agency reports he's hospitalized in stable condition.
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2003, 08:22:50 am »
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They say he had taken hallucinogenic drugs that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.


Joey and I hear voices, but we would never do anything like that . . .
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2003, 09:06:02 am »
I did this last week.
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2003, 09:11:58 am »
sHAKE n bAKE PENIS?...One Second..hold up.....


































































































































BWAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO! rofl gosh damn laughing my ass off .........


 8O  :lol:
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2003, 09:14:39 am »
If someone told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?

I don't care how many voices told me to cut off and eat my own penis,  I would be like, "Do you think I'm  crazy?"  Then the voices would say, "Yes.  Otherwise why would you be hearing me...."  I would be like, "Oh yeah, good point."  Then I would cut it off and FRY it KFC style. :wink:

Suuuuurrre.................

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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2003, 09:18:56 am »
Lol...wow people get wierder everyday...


thats funny though ..how in the hell someone gonna cut off thier own penis and fry it...i didnt think they can fry...haha lol!!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2003, 09:31:26 am »
holy shit that is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard!  :!:  :!:

lol u have to be a total MORON to listen to voices that tell u to do such things
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2003, 09:31:52 am »
I hope for his sake it tasted good....
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2003, 09:34:02 am »
I guess he either took waaaaaay too much acid or ate waaaaaay to many shrooms. That's just insane!!! I can't imagine anyone(unless they were already wacked in the head)doing something like that even if they were on drugs. 8O
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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2003, 09:40:06 am »
A few months ago in Germany something similar happened.. with an even more gruesome outcome. One guy agreed with the other he could cut off his penis, before both of them ate it. Afterwards, he killed him, and ate the rest of his body. How did minds ever get to this...
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2003, 09:48:34 am »
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A few months ago in Germany something similar happened.. with an even more gruesome outcome. One guy agreed with the other he could cut off his penis, before both of them ate it. Afterwards, he killed him, and ate the rest of his body. How did minds ever get to this...


"So what are we going to have for dinner?"
"Hmm....how about your penis"
"hmm......ok, since I don't have anything else in the refrigerator."

(after dinner)

"So how was it?"
"It was alright, but I'm going back for seconds."
"ok, but you are going to have to kill me first."
"alright, just lie on the table here."

?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2003, 09:52:21 am »
i'm wondering what he cut it with! hehe
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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2003, 09:52:57 am »
hahaha..........
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2003, 10:03:08 am »
Hummmm...


2 teaspoon of vinegar
Shake n bake mix
Garlic
1 egg
 1 very large penis
and  an ax


Place your bowl on the kitchen couter....take the ax and cut off penis,place in the bowl,add the teaspoon of vinegar,chops of garlic for flavor,mix in with an egg,dip penis and bag..and shake shake shake shaka that penis ..take it out gently and dip in frying pan..takes about 10-15 mins..

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
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« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2003, 10:06:09 am »
this coming from a virgin......

I just have a dark sense of humor is all......  People say I have a dry sense of humour.......

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