I was just thinking about this, today, 'cause one of my coach's name is Billy. And we call him Billy. Not William. And William is his REAL name, but Billy is better. See?
Also, instead of it saying "Your true colors shown," I want the thing under my login name to say "Sexy Kentuckian with Orange Juice . . ."
Actually, I'm just kidding.
I hate sharp kuh-nigh-fees.