(Okay, before I type this I'd like you to know that instead of typing "Yeah, well, I typed "Wee.")
Yeah, well, you're a natural purple head! Mhm. While pregnant with you, your Mom was fascinated by Crayola crayons, and once while she was coloring, she broke her red-orange crayon (she couldn't use the orange-red, it wasn't the same), and anyway, she laid her head down on the tabe and started crying, and when she was crying, a purple crayon was sucked right up through her nostril! And that's how you're a natural purple head.