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I dont kno why but 4 some reason i thought this was funny
« on: August 12, 2003, 09:45:36 pm »
Its some kinda news i came across on aol...kinda sad but for some little reason the way it was said(the blue highlighted part btw) made me laugh my ass off..and if you can't see any humor in this..you better read it again..and again :mrgreen: ,but then if you still dont find it funny..fake a laugh (atleast for me ok!?!)Lol





Aug. 11 -- After 67-year-old Hurshell Ralls went into surgery for bladder cancer, he came out of surgery missing more than he ever expected. His penis and testicles were gone.

"My wife had to hold my hand in the bed there. And she said 'Honey it's over. They got all the cancer.' And she waited a few minutes and then said 'But they had to remove your penis.' And I was one mad dude, you know," Ralls said on ABCNEWS' Good Morning America.


Ralls, a mechanic, says doctors never warned him or his wife that amputation of the penis and testicles might have been part of surgery before he went in for the procedure in November 1999. Ralls filed a negligence lawsuit against the Clinics of North Texas in Wichita Falls, and the doctors who operated on him. The civil case is set for trial Aug. 25.

"It was never even discussed. And I felt like he ought to have at least told us that this might be a possibility so that we could have talked it over even before he was admitted to the hospital," said Thelma Ralls, his wife. In a February deposition, Ralls' doctor said that he determined the cancer had spread to the penis while he was removing Ralls' bladder. Doctors did not send a tissue sample to the lab until after the surgery. A Dallas doctor who examined cell slides later found that Ralls did not have penile cancer.

The Ralls' case may sound outrageous, but for cancer patients across the country, medical errors are something they — and many other hospital patients — face with alarming frequency.

The Robert Wood Johnson Foundation reported in 2001 that 95 percent of doctors have witnessed a major medical mistake, and that many of them involved cancer. When Johns Hopkins reviewed tissue samples from thousands of cancer patients around the country, they found one out of every 71 cases was misdiagnosed.

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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2003, 10:18:54 pm »
omg I read that on AOL and I freaked out. Thats wicked sad but...atlest he is still alive and now he can be more intouch and understand his wife better. haha
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I dont kno why but 4 some reason i thought this was funny
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2003, 10:27:39 pm »
thats like painful to read!
I'd shoot myself if I lost my meat 'n' 2 veg.
poor guy

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I dont kno why but 4 some reason i thought this was funny
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2003, 06:47:40 am »
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thats like painful to read!
I'd shoot myself if I lost my meat 'n' 2 veg.
poor guy


ewww your talking about your meat!

LoL! I would probably make my death more painful if that happened....scary thought though, going in and not knowing what your coming out with...

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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2003, 07:10:02 am »
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thats like painful to read!
I'd shoot myself if I lost my meat 'n' 2 veg.
poor guy


ewww your talking about your meat!

LoL! I would probably make my death more painful if that happened....scary thought though, going in and not knowing what your coming out with...


Or without...
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2003, 08:22:53 am »
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thats like painful to read!
I'd shoot myself if I lost my meat 'n' 2 veg.
poor guy


ewww your talking about your meat!

LoL! I would probably make my death more painful if that happened....scary thought though, going in and not knowing what your coming out with...


Or without...


true, but I think both ways it would mean the same...

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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2003, 08:47:51 am »
hehe...lol

honestly..he's 67 ..not like he need his penis..

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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2003, 08:51:17 am »
I think I would kill the doctor before a killed myself.

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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2003, 09:01:01 am »
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hehe...lol

honestly..he's 67 ..not like he need his penis..


well there are old pimps too!

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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2003, 09:08:41 am »
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hehe...lol

honestly..he's 67 ..not like he need his penis..



lmao!! haha
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2003, 09:17:46 am »
That's the only part left to laugh off, anyway...

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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2003, 09:17:52 am »
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hehe...lol

honestly..he's 67 ..not like he need his penis..


well there are old pimps too!


LoL! whats he gonna pimp at his age!

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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2003, 09:19:53 am »
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That's the only part left to laugh off, anyway...


LoL! you guys are funny!

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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2003, 06:58:15 pm »
Lol *this thread kills me*

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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2003, 07:01:06 pm »
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honestly..he's 67 ..not like he need his penis..

I dont care how old a man is, he NEEDS his johnson.