hehe, look what I just posted on LPU:
I suppose some of you didn't read the warning label on the back of your Hybrid Theory, Meteora, and Reanimation CDs. And I quote:
"WARNING: The contents on this audio disk, including the enhanced portion and audio are highly contagious! Please take caution when listening to this CD.
Warner Brothers Records and Linkin Park and anyone involved with them in anyway are not responsible for over-dosage and over-use.
Some side effects may occur, such as: Extreme Dedication, Dry Mouth, Vomiting, Chemist Re-enactments,
Conversion to the religion of Shinodaism, Some sexual side effects, and more unknown.
Since the release of Hybrid Theory in the world in 2000, about 14 million people have become addicted to Linkin Park.
If current sales of Meteora continue, an estimated 14 million will become thourly addicted, including an estimated 5 million people who are now children and adolescents under the age of 18 years.
Caution: Linkin Park May Be Hazardous to Your Health, in the way that you will be doing everything you can do promote them.
(I made most of that up, and then copied part of the surgeon general's warning for smoking.)
