Ok... first on the lips kiss. I was in 5th grade. This girl and I both had mothers that worked at the school. So, when school was out each day, both of us had to hang around for about an hour before we left, because our moms worked later.
Anywho..... she and I had been an "item" for about two weeks and her friends said that I should kiss her. She had heard them say this. Anyway, we went out into the field and sat in the dugout underneath the trees. We just talked for a few minutes and then there was an uncomfortable silence. I just leaned across and tried to kiss her. It was more of me just touching my lips to her's than it was a real kiss. I was so embarassed afterwards because my lips were so chapped. And the kiss sucked. We both knew it. That is the first and only time I kissed that girl. And it easily qualifies as the worst and most awkward kiss of my life.