Some Analysis Needed...

[loveplasticlove]

This happens to me all the time.. since I'm a psych major and all.  Peole ask me to analyze them.   But this was too funny to keep to myself.  Feel free to contribute with your own analysis.

Essaychic (12:05:38 AM): i don't like scary movies
Essaychic (12:05:50 AM): did I tell you I had a dream I was licking freddy's balls?
Essaychic (12:06:02 AM): this is why I don't like the images from scary films
Essaychic (12:08:30 AM): I don't like freddy, but I honestly didn't mind getting dirrrty with him because I was hoping we would screw.
Essaychic (12:08:37 AM): I think we did
Essaychic (12:08:43 AM): and then my parents came home
Essaychic (12:08:45 AM): and we had to stop
Essaychic (12:08:51 AM): dammit freddy
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:34 AM): OMG
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:36 AM): you scare me!
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:47 AM): im saving this conversation
lovePLASTIClove (12:10:52 AM): and postin it
Essaychic (12:11:10 AM): LOL!!!!!
lovePLASTIClove (12:11:38 AM): haha
Essaychic (12:11:41 AM): what do you think my dream means?
lovePLASTIClove (12:11:48 AM): that you are a freak

[loveplasticlove]

And some more...
Essaychic (12:33:19 AM): I also had a dream where I slept with this french guy who looked like an old professor of mine
Essaychic (12:33:55 AM): but his pee-pee was tiny in my dream
Essaychic (12:33:58 AM): and that upset me

Essaychic (12:37:36 AM): I need to give Geoff a call.  I think I had fun with him
Essaychic (12:37:42 AM): he did everything I asked him todo
Essaychic (12:37:54 AM): he was my loveslave

[Blake]

oh my god? Did this person just IM you at random?

Or is this one of those random people who constantly IM people to be stupid...

[Layla]

:? :|  :?

[Grakthis]

And some more...
Essaychic (12:33:19 AM): I also had a dream where I slept with this french guy who looked like an old professor of mine
Essaychic (12:33:55 AM): but his pee-pee was tiny in my dream
Essaychic (12:33:58 AM): and that upset me

Essaychic (12:37:36 AM): I need to give Geoff a call.  I think I had fun with him
Essaychic (12:37:42 AM): he did everything I asked him todo
Essaychic (12:37:54 AM): he was my loveslave

I lol'd.

Is this someone I know?

[kaysha]

LMFAO, that girl is crazy  I <3 her...

my contribution for the night:
Essaychic (3:22:43 AM): yeah, and I've never seen a nightmare on elm st. film ever
Essaychic (3:22:47 AM): I'm glad I haven't
Essaychic (3:22:56 AM): or the imagery may have been worse
katiakaysha (3:23:01 AM): then how were you picturing freddy?
Essaychic (3:23:35 AM): um, above me
katiakaysha (3:23:40 AM): no no
katiakaysha (3:23:40 AM): omg
Essaychic (3:23:44 AM): ohhhhhhh! ahahha, well from commercials and things

[tylor2000]

WTF? OMG

good thing she hasn't  seen commercials for the movie, "Texas chain saw massacure."

tylor

[eclv]

Essaychic (12:11:41 AM): what do you think my dream means?
lovePLASTIClove (12:11:48 AM): that you are a freak

On the outside, freak? No but inside, yup!! Haha

[Katia's Lover]

Here's your analysis:

She needs to get laid.  Hell, so do I.  Hit me up.

[Grakthis]

Here's your analysis:

She needs to get laid.  Hell, so do I.  Hit me up.

Women smell desperation like cheap cologne.  

Find yourself a complete ho to help get that "havnen't gotten laid in 2 years" smell off and then try again  :wink:

[freshlettuce]

Here's your analysis:

She needs to get laid.  Hell, so do I.  Hit me up.

Women smell desperation like cheap cologne.  

Find yourself a complete ho to help get that "havnen't gotten laid in 2 years" smell off and then try again  :wink:

Ouch!   :!:  :!:  :!:

But then he'll have the ho smell on him, and that repels the female.

[Grakthis]

Ouch!   :!:  :!:  :!:

But then he'll have the ho smell on him, and that repels the female.

Women like to believe they are repelled by the "I just got on a ho" smell..... but in reality they can't resist it.  It's like guys who drive motorcycles and play drums.  There is something about it that makes them go crazy.  I think it's a jealousy thing... but it's a demonstrable occurence.  I have personal experience with the subject.

Also, it creates confidence in the guy, which women LOVE.

[freshlettuce]

Ouch!   :!:  :!:  :!:

But then he'll have the ho smell on him, and that repels the female.

Women like to believe they are repelled by the "I just got on a ho" smell..... but in reality they can't resist it.  It's like guys who drive motorcycles and play drums.  There is something about it that makes them go crazy.  I think it's a jealousy thing... but it's a demonstrable occurence.  I have personal experience with the subject.

Also, it creates confidence in the guy, which women LOVE.

I agree confidence is a turn on.  But obedience is a characteristic highly valued by freshlettuce.   :wink:

[Grakthis]

I agree confidence is a turn on.  But obedience is a characteristic highly valued by freshlettuce.   :wink:

S&M much?

why are we having conversations in 2 different threads?

[freshlettuce]

I agree confidence is a turn on.  But obedience is a characteristic highly valued by freshlettuce.   :wink:

S&M much?

Hee!   :whip:  

(I never imagined I'd ever get to use that smiley.  Hurray for me!)

why are we having conversations in 2 different threads?

Because the forum would be boring if we limited our sexual inuendo to only one thread.   :mrgreen: