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« on: October 20, 2003, 10:34:58 am »
On our way back from Boone on Sunday, all of my friends that went with us (about 15 guys and 7 girls... don't you know we had fun) stopped at a porn shop in South Carolina.  Of course they checked all of our IDs to make sure we were 18, but then a guy that had to be AT LEAST 80 came in and they made him show his ID too.  

I don't know what I'm more perplexed by: the fact that an 80 year old man came in to a porn shop (and stayed there a LOOOOONG time and walked out with a movie and a hustler mag) or that they actually checked his ID.

I digress...
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2003, 10:39:48 am »
Give the 80 year old man some credit.  At least he can still get it up.  I feel worse for the 80 yr olds trapped in nursing homes whose only activities all day long involve playing bingo, listening to local 10 year olds play the piano, and watching The Price is Right.  (I'm not knocking Bob Barker by the way, the show is part of our pop culture.)  

Yeah, so at least he got his movie and his mag.  Good for him!   :wink:

That's hillarious though that they checked his ID too!

So what did the gang purchase at the shop for the ride home?  Inquiring minds want to know.   :mrgreen:
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2003, 10:49:54 am »
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Give the 80 year old man some credit. At least he can still get it up. I feel worse for the 80 yr olds trapped in nursing homes whose only activities all day long involve playing bingo, listening to local 10 year olds play the piano, and watching The Price is Right. (I'm not knocking Bob Barker by the way, the show is part of our pop culture.)


Hey!  That kinda sounds like your normal day activities.   :wink:  :twisted:  8O  :razz:

There wasn't too much in there--I was pretty damn disappointed.  We did stop at a strip club in South Carolina though--pretty nice along the way.

A couple of friends picked up a couple of video's, I left with nothing--all the stuff in there I already had.   :wink:
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2003, 10:55:24 am »
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Give the 80 year old man some credit.  At least he can still get it up.  I feel worse for the 80 yr olds trapped in nursing homes whose only activities all day long involve playing bingo, listening to local 10 year olds play the piano, and watching The Price is Right.  (I'm not knocking Bob Barker by the way, the show is part of our pop culture.)


I knew you were desperate Taty... but nursing homes?  :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2003, 10:59:58 am »
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Give the 80 year old man some credit.  At least he can still get it up.  I feel worse for the 80 yr olds trapped in nursing homes whose only activities all day long involve playing bingo, listening to local 10 year olds play the piano, and watching The Price is Right.  (I'm not knocking Bob Barker by the way, the show is part of our pop culture.)


I knew you were desperate Taty... but nursing homes?  :wink:


Hey, at least they put out!    :razz:
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2003, 11:05:10 am »
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Hey, at least they put out!    :razz:


...... I don't think i've ever heard a girl complain about guys who "wouldn't put out" before.  Generally it's vice-versus.


Unless you're not talking about guys......  8O

great, now I need a cold shower....
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2003, 11:20:02 am »
interesting.

and it's cool you were in NC, I live in NC...at least I think you were in NC...though it sounds like most of the adventure was in SC.
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2003, 12:37:15 pm »
I was in NC, mostly in Hickory and Boone.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2003, 11:49:14 am »
an 80 yr old man....porn shop.....lol....
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2003, 12:01:58 pm »
Damn some guys don't put out, Andrew!  

"no casual sex" blah blah

bahhh
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2003, 01:32:21 pm »
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On our way back from Boone on Sunday, all of my friends that went with us (about 15 guys and 7 girls... don't you know we had fun) stopped at a porn shop in South Carolina.


Where in SC?
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2003, 05:45:23 am »
Don't really know, closer to the GA border.
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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2003, 06:41:42 am »
LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

u must have looked 80 lmao
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2003, 06:46:07 am »
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Damn some guys don't put out, Andrew!  

"no casual sex" blah blah

bahhh


Yeah, don't you just hate that?  What is it with guys who don't want to have any fun?   :roll:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :razz:

like in the bathroom of a dormitory, for instance
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2003, 06:58:14 am »
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like in the bathroom of a dormitory, for instance


Dirty dirty dirty girl.  When did you become super-ho?!?  :wink:
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