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Who's sick of hearing about Britney's marriage/annullment?

Me!
11 (52.4%)
Nope I love hearing it every minute, all day
2 (9.5%)
I could care less
8 (38.1%)

Total Members Voted: 21

Voting closed: January 05, 2004, 08:39:58 pm

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« Reply #60 on: January 09, 2004, 06:50:21 pm »
I cant find the song lyrics to "Oops... i married my friend"
"i'm willing to do anything
to calm the storm in my heart
i've never been the praying kind
but lately i've been down upon my knees
not looking for a miracle
just a reason to believe"

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« Reply #61 on: January 09, 2004, 06:54:44 pm »
my teacher sings this:
sometimes I get drunk, sometimes i wed, .....
I dont remember the rest, Its so hilarious, he's the best english teacher ever. lol

so funny

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« Reply #62 on: January 09, 2004, 11:02:04 pm »
found one! but this wasnt the one I was thinking of....

"Oops I Did it Again" Based on the performance by Britney Spears
"Oops I Married My Friend (Britney's Vegas Wedding)" Parody by Ethan Mawyer

Damn damn damn damn damn damn
Damn damn damn damn damn damn

I’m sinking to a new low
I just got married, how come I don’t know
He might’ve
Felt quite lucky at first
But I bet that now he could not feel worse
This was truly horrendous
It was so dumb even for me
It drives me crazy

Oops I married my friend
It wasn’t too smart, this union should end
I wasn’t ready
Jeans instead of a dress
And my head should be checked
I wore a baseball cap

This thing the tabloids will dis
Don’t know what to say
I thought my morals, were stronger than this
For drink I’m not a slave
But I don’t have a clue what happened that day
I was told I was sober
But that’s just so hard to believe
This was low

Oops I married my friend
It wasn’t too smart, this union should end
I wasn’t ready
Jeans instead of a dress
And my head should be checked
I wore a baseball cap

Damn damn damn damn damn damn
Damn damn damn damn damn damn


“Man and wife”
“Oh Britney, I didn’t know, did not think you liked me like that”
“um, like you like what? Um what is this place? Where ARE we?
“We got married”
“ What the (next few words bleeped out by the censor) did we do that for?”
“ Well Britney, you told me you wanted to”
“ Well I shouldn’t have”

(Britney skips endless repeating of the chorus because she has an appointment with her annulment lawyer)


and another one...

"Oops I Did It Again" Based on the performance by Britney Spears
"Oops I Screwed Up Again" Parody by Tim Hall

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I screwed up again
I dragged you to the Little White Chapel
Oh Jason
It looked like I used you
But it doesn't mean that I'm not your friend
'Cause to seek publicity
That is just so typically me
Oh Jason, Jason

Oops!...I screwed up again
Wanted the spotlight, blinded by neon
Oh Jason, Jason
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I coo like a dove
I'm such a battle ax

See my agenda was this
I am ambitious
I was promoting my new album
I did, take advantage
Can't you see my career takes priority
So to use all my old friends
It follows my behavioral trends
Jason, oh

Oops!...I screwed up again
Wanted the spotlight, blinded by neon
Oh Jason, Jason
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I coo like a dove
I'm such a big airhead

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"Limousine"
"Britney, before we go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought that hooker stole it on Fremont Street late last night"
"Well, Britney, I went down and mugged her for it"
"Oh, you knucklehead"

Oops!...I screwed up again thinking it
was a cute joke, oh Jason
Oops!...You think I coo like a dove
I'm such a stupid ass
"i'm willing to do anything
to calm the storm in my heart
i've never been the praying kind
but lately i've been down upon my knees
not looking for a miracle
just a reason to believe"

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« Reply #63 on: January 10, 2004, 06:55:08 pm »
haha that was great!

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« Reply #64 on: June 30, 2004, 09:05:25 am »
well she is in the news about marriage yet again. I wonder if it will last longer than her last marriage or if she is trying to catch up with J-Lo. :oops:
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« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2004, 02:41:29 pm »
Michelle Branch just pulled a Britney... yup.

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« Reply #66 on: June 30, 2004, 03:40:07 pm »
Quote from: "Laura"
Michelle Branch just pulled a Britney... yup.


I'm kinda shocked but if she is happy go for it...
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« Reply #67 on: June 30, 2004, 06:31:08 pm »
Why is everybody so shocked? I mean celebrities are doing it all the time these days lol.