LISTEN TO THIS GIFT - Alright?
NONE of you have met me (I don't think), BUT in person I have these charming ways where I can, like, manipulate you into doing things! But see, people don't understand that tone, pronunciation, and ways of saying things have a lot to do with talking to people and being a li'l (my NEW favorite word - even better than joshin') socialite.
I love softball! Ohhh! And it's almost softball season - Better yet, SPRING TRAININ'! Wooo! I need to get a sig for that. . . 8O