a) I am legal.
b) A dollar is about 60p here. Which would buy me a pint of milk and not much else.
c) I now feel severely ill.
lol.
a) 16 is not legal! Well, technically it is in KY, but since you aren't from KY it would be US federal law, which is 18. Which makes you illegal.
b) A dollar can buy you a 20 minutes phone call with 10-10-321!
c) I get that reaction from women a lot