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Who would win?  (read the full question)

Bush/Cheney leave Kerry/Edwards in the dust.
2 (8.7%)
Kerry/Edwards leave Bush/Cheney in the dust.
11 (47.8%)
Bush/Cheney in a photo finish.
2 (8.7%)
Kerry/Edwards in a photo finish.
5 (21.7%)
Both teams finish at the same time.
0 (0%)
No one can finish the race.
3 (13%)

Total Members Voted: 21

Voting closed: August 09, 2004, 07:06:47 am

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« on: August 09, 2004, 07:06:47 am »
Here's a ''lighter'' question about our candidates.  The teams of Kerry/Edwards and Bush/Cheney are in a race, relay, 2 miles to be run each leg, 4 miles total.  Who would win?  Would Bush's 6 min miles be able to make up for Cheney's failing heart?  In what kind of shape are Kerry and Edwards?

(this is fun if you aren't too serious)
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2004, 09:30:15 am »
I don't get it.  I pick Mandy.
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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2004, 12:04:35 pm »
cheney died trying to race... :( heart problem or something.
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2004, 02:20:07 pm »
UMMM...none of them shall win...because...I DON'T KNOW. *falls over*
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2004, 05:15:44 pm »
I'm going with Bush and Cheney. I think that Cheney will die after he finishes his leg, and Bush can easily make up any lost time. Edwards might provide some competition...but he doesn't seem any more fit than an average person. And Kerry's just ooooooold...I don't think he could run too quickly. Am I being too serious for this, against what Christine advised in impossibly small type? :razz:

Now, if Bush would listen to me and like 4000 other people, he would have Cheney bow out and select Condoleezza Rice (I <3 her) as his running mate, then she could easily pull her weight in the race...actually, I think she jogs as well. Run Condi, Run!

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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2004, 07:37:32 pm »
No one can finish the race.


Bush would get lost along the way, and Kerry would be so darn optimistic it would evoke the parable of the tortoise and the hare.

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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2004, 09:30:55 pm »
Major party presidential canidates suck.
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2004, 09:43:02 pm »
Kerry and Edwards would win because Edwards likes to run...he was running around Boston around the time of the DNC..and Kerry is like 20 pounds...Eddie could carry him.


Cheney would die and Bush would chock on a pretzel.
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2004, 11:05:25 am »
I like Shelly's answer best :mrgreen:

Quote from: "sayyouwould"
Bush would chock on a pretzel.


:roflmao:
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2004, 12:04:52 pm »
If you really want to know . . .

Rickly would run for president; Kennedy would come back from the "dead" as his VP. They'd kick ass.

Oh . . . Wait - SERIOUSLY? Bush is in pretty good shape, I think. But Cheney's not (ugly-ass mother fucker). Kerry and Edwards are about the same, and neither of them look TOO unfit, so I'm going with Kerry/Edwards (although I like my original decision).

You guys should see my Rickly for President shirt . . .
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2004, 02:27:06 pm »
Quote from: "Tia"
I like Shelly's answer best :mrgreen:

Quote from: "sayyouwould"
Bush would chock on a pretzel.


:roflmao:


I wish he would choke now...
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2004, 08:28:15 pm »
Quote from: "PIBby"
Rickly would run for president; Kennedy would come back from the "dead" as his VP. They'd kick ass.


That would be a beautiful picture.....

And introducing your Vice President, J.F. Kennedy, the living dead. *arm falls off*

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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2004, 08:35:14 pm »
Even DEAD, President Kennedy would be hotter than anyone in this election. 'Cept maybe Edwards. No . . . Johnny wins.
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2004, 10:21:36 pm »
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Even DEAD, President Kennedy would be hotter than anyone in this election. 'Cept maybe Edwards. No . . . Johnny wins.


I have to see this......

*waves hands in air of magic*

*POOF!*

Now tell me if THIS is hot.  Wait, you can't see him.......I don't have a webcam.

Do I sense a little necrophilia?

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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2004, 07:11:05 am »
No; however, you may sense a bit of want for someone in the office who is mildly attractive. Hence my nominating Rickly/Kennedy:



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