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Damn Detroit! (Harmonium review)
« on: December 05, 2004, 06:07:14 pm »
Vanessa Carlton, who distinguished herself as the One with the Piano in the anti-Britney sweepstakes of late 2001/early 2002, returns with "Harmonium," the follow-up to her mediocre debut "Be Not Nobody." This second set - extremely overproduced by Carlton's boyfriend, Third Eye Blind frontman Stephen Jenkins - finds Carlton lost amidst the overly lush orchestrations that permeate the songs "San Francisco," "Afterglow" and "Private Radio." And though she tries, she can't make up for her thin, whiny voice, her pedestrian piano skills or her bland, one-dimensional lyrics ("she's as fine as dandelions blowin' in the wind," she intones on "She Floats"). Suddenly, the promise that accompanied her first single seems a thousand miles away. GRADE: C

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2004, 06:29:15 pm »
wow.. pedestrian piano skills?

i wonder what they graded alicia keys with...

oh and... assholes.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2004, 06:36:21 pm »
I think I speak for all...

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2004, 06:37:15 pm »
wtf? I wonder how they breathe when they've sunk that deep into the bullshit :?
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2004, 06:57:23 pm »
did this person even listen to Harmonium?  Or make assumptions by reading the lyrics in the liner notes.  asshat.
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2004, 07:12:00 pm »
LMAO@"asshat"
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2004, 09:10:19 am »
Let's burn them!!!!!!! :dances: >_<

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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2004, 11:21:16 am »
Is this a BOVERED face!?
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2004, 12:42:00 pm »
Yes, Detroit sucks. Believe me I live near it. I'm outta here ASAP!

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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2004, 12:50:43 pm »
damn, that's a bit harsh, dont ya think?

Stupid Detroit.
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2004, 02:51:36 pm »
whiny?...WTF...I highly doubt they've even heard the album  :evil:

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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2004, 03:21:42 pm »
Did they even listen to the same cd, we all heard!?
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2004, 04:15:34 pm »
somehow i doubt it
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2004, 11:25:08 pm »
Hmm, I agree with some of that.

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Re: Damn Detroit! (Harmonium review)
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2004, 11:49:01 pm »
Quote from: "keith"
Hmm, I agree with some of that.


Agree with what???!! :x