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« on: December 09, 2004, 02:37:14 pm »
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JENKINS WOOED CARLTON WITH A RACCOON PENIS NECKLACE
   
THIRD EYE BLIND frontman wooed pop star VANESSA CARLTON by giving her a dried raccoon's penis necklace and JT LEROY's novel SARAH.

The A THOUSAND MILES singer, 24, fell for the 40-year-old rocker, who once dated CHARLIZE THERON, two years ago when they toured together - but she admits she was wary of him at first.

Carlton says, "He was always really nice. He bought me flowers and welcomed me to the tour, but I just felt suspicious of men in general at that point. He was trying, but it wasn't happening.

"He came into my dressing room once, like weeks into the tour. He handed me this white, ivory necklace with a black cord, and I was like, 'What is this? Now you're giving me gifts?'

"He was like, 'It's a raccoon penis bone...' and then he gave me SARAH (Leroy's book), and it immediately made me curious and comforted that he wanted to share things with me.

"I just thought that was so rare for the frontman of a band to do. They just tend to be really one-dimensional."
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Re: New article, nothing we dont know but its funny
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2004, 03:21:07 pm »
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RACCOON PENIS NECKLACE
   


 what exactly does it mean ??? you now I'm not native speaker.
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2004, 03:23:54 pm »


Raccoon^



Penis^



Necklace^

any sense now?

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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2004, 03:25:16 pm »
http://www.luckymojo.com/raccoonpenis.html

take it and make into a necklace :wink:

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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2004, 04:00:29 pm »
lol nice way to explain it, with pictures!

isn't the fact that he gave her a raccoon penis necklace really really old though?  like it happened two years ago?

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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2004, 04:04:21 pm »
HAhaHaAHahHha
Oh mine!

Loved the explication for the raccoon penis necklace! HAUHUah

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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2004, 06:36:19 pm »
Okay.. I didn't understand anything but I'm gonna check it all... I'll try my best..


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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2004, 07:04:52 pm »
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Okay.. I didn't understand anything but I'm gonna check it all... I'll try my best..


did you look at the pictures?  I don't know how you could look at them and NOT understand.  And don't ask me to explain it in portuguese, because I wouldn't even know how.

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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2004, 08:03:55 pm »
Wow... that's very interesting.  I think if my husband gave me that I'd be freaked out beyond all hell.  But hey, if she likes it... more power to her.  

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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2004, 04:10:43 am »
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Okay.. I didn't understand anything but I'm gonna check it all... I'll try my best..


did you look at the pictures?  I don't know how you could look at them and NOT understand.  And don't ask me to explain it in portuguese, because I wouldn't even know how.


I've seen the pics and I got more confused than I was... But that's OK...


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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2004, 06:35:46 am »
español:
Es un collar con el hueso del pene de un raccoon.

português:
É um colar com o osso do penis de um raccoon.

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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2004, 08:19:48 am »
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Raccoon^



Penis^



Necklace^

any sense now?


that's makes everything much easier hihihi
by the way...your sign is just lovely
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2004, 11:11:28 am »
Quote from: "Afterglow"
Okay.. I didn't understand anything but I'm gonna check it all... I'll try my best..

Most mammals, with the exception of humans, have a BONE running the length of their PENIS. Raccoon PENIS BONES are Appalacian "love charms;" guys give them to girls they like.

^Nessa and her penis bone necklace.
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i'd pick the fool any day.