All-American girl is squeaky clean
With a face fit for a teen magazine
She bakes chocolate cookies and gets straight A’s
And doesn’t need a map for life’s twisted maze
All-American girl behind the scenes
Isn’t what her surface seems
She could just be another whore
When she’s fucking with the boy-next-door
She’s our poster child
For America the Beautiful
America the Brave
America, she’s just another
Vain pop-culture slave
She waves the flag of democracy
The red flag of hypocrisy
America, she’ll show her pride
But she’s the thorn that’s in your side
All-American girl has long, blond hair
And slim, tanned legs she loves to bare
She vows one-hundred-fifteen at the most
So she shoves her finger down her throat
All-American girl, every year’s prom queen
Especially on the movie screen
But before the crown, the blood begins
And she leaves it in a garbage bin
She’s our poster child
For America the Beautiful
America the Brave
America, she’s just another
Vain pop-culture slave
She waves the flag of democracy
The red flag of hypocrisy
America, she’ll show her pride
But she’s the thorn that’s in your side
Day is done
Gone the sun
And in the shadows
She waits at the crack house
Demanding a fix
An antidote, quick
To save her from the guilty heart
That haunts her conscience in the dark
America the Beautiful
America the Brave
America, she’s just another
Vain pop-culture slave
She waves the flag of democracy
The red flag of hypocrisy
America, she’ll show her pride
But she’s the thorn that’s in your side
America, she’s the one with pills on the bathroom floor
America, she’s the one who yearns for something more
America, she’s the one that welfare couldn’t save
America, she’s wholesome, she’s selfless and she’s brave